# Blacklites and a blowjob **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 31, 2006, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317 "2006-01-31T06:12:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/21 "2006-01-31T15:58:45Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > She was in a _miniskirt_ at a party and you kept her _panties_ as a prize? I’m surprised she didn’t grab them and run off before the “leak incident” > I definitely went to the wrong parties at school. Did I say she was sober? Or all that bright? Hell no man, I was with her because of how she looked in the mini skirt. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/22 "2006-01-31T18:44:03Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > Did I say she was sober? Or all that bright? Hell no man, I was with her because of how she looked in the mini skirt. _She_ looked in the mini skirt? What was she looking for? Dumb, drunk and limber - now there is a winning trifecta! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/23 "2006-01-31T18:47:29Z")
I’ll take $5 on it to at least show. ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/24 "2006-01-31T18:50:27Z")
Also fyi, never wear a black shirt to a blacklight party if you have dandruff. I learned this the hard way. Didn’t stick at that party for long. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/25 "2006-01-31T19:02:42Z")
Am I the only guy thinking of staging a mini-re-creation of the Bellagio fountain at nighttime? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/26 "2006-01-31T19:25:54Z")
> [@Susie Derkins](#): > > So taste isn’t the only thing those two liquids have in common. Interesting. Okay, now I have to know the circumstances under which you acquainted yourself with the taste of laundry detergent. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/27 "2006-01-31T19:47:01Z")
Right after acquainting herself with the taste of the other? ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/28 "2006-01-31T21:38:19Z")
You know how it goes: you’re doing laundry with one hand, pleasuring your husband with the other…sometimes you just get confused. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/29 "2006-01-31T22:26:13Z")
I had a similar story, only without the black light. We were out in the backyard, and when we walked back in, there was some in her hair. Plus some leaves. The firsy guy we walked past started laughing. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/30 "2006-01-31T23:15:35Z")
I wish something interesting would happen to me; the only oral experience I’ve had lately was with cancer. I don’t know if cancer glows under a blacklight or not? I remember a bar from back in the 60s that had several black lights in the ceiling. If a young lady stood under one while wearing a white blouse\*, the presence or absence of a bra was immediately apparent. \*IIRC, the material from which the blouse was made was key to the effect. ---
**Author:** ![Cranky\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cranky\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cranky_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/31 "2006-01-31T23:17:50Z")
**Saoirse** -such chivalry! You couldn’t even look at her afterwards to check for “some in her hair…plus some leaves”? Isn’t that supposed to be part of the after-sex etiquette? Sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/32 "2006-01-31T23:20:35Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > And a partner…right? That may [not be necessary…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=356552) ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/33 "2006-01-31T23:59:56Z")
Actually, with certain Dopers, I’d be using the blacklight to check out their frying pans and aquaria… ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/34 "2006-02-01T01:49:42Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Actually, with certain Dopers, I’d be using the blacklight to check out their frying pans and aquaria… Thanks **jayjay** It took me months to forget about that freak’n thread. NOw here it comes all over again. 😃 pun overload ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/35 "2006-02-01T01:50:52Z")
> [@Cranky Hermit](#): > > **Saoirse** -such chivalry! You couldn’t even look at her afterwards to check for “some in her hair…plus some leaves”? Isn’t that supposed to be part of the after-sex etiquette? Sheesh! It was dark out there, and getting cold. Besides, we were far too cool to concern ourselves with who knew what we were doing. That was our story at the time, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/36 "2006-02-01T02:54:31Z")
Hey, is it weird that I find this kind of a turn-on? I mean, imagine the erotic games you could play…body painting with spooge? Where can I get a blacklight?And someone hot I can give a blowjob to? ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/37 "2006-02-01T03:20:47Z")
She had a big smile on her face and teeth lite up in the the black light. Right? She must have looked like the Cheschire Cat, a set of glowing teeth floating in air. ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/38 "2006-02-01T03:28:21Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > Where can I get a blacklight?And someone hot I can give a blowjob to? HEAD shop. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/39 "2006-02-01T05:09:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Blackboard chalk, cornstarch and talcum powder also glow to varying degrees under UV light. Aspirin also glows under a black light. So if your date says she has a headache, tell her you might as well have sex anyway because everyone who sees her smile will think she did. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317/40 "2006-02-01T05:59:44Z")
I learned about glowing sperm on an episode of ER. Supposedly, club soda also glows according to the female doctor that was caught with the tell-tale sweater. You probably have the poor girl all wrong she was likely just drinking club soda … in the bathroom … for an extended period of time. Okay, nevermind. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blacklites-and-a-blowjob/342317.md?page=3)