LOL. Did you see the image on the “kidknapping” page.
Blackwater/Xe front "American Police Force" to run big jail (& be the police?) in small Montana town
In my defense, I stated “lawless area”. And while Montana is known (not totally unjustifiably) for some legal whackadoo’s, overall they are a law abiding bunch (I grew up there, for a bit, my wife for much longer).
Sucks that some rather slick con-artist almost got away with it, but it looks like they managed to get stopped.
I would love to see what would happen the first time some non-cop APF dude tried to pull over a truck full of good ol’ boys.
That picture looks like my dad showing LDS the door.
Those website glurges sealed the deal for me: this is a put-on. No way. Looks like *Mad TV *doing Blackwater.
I think this thread will do better in Great Debates. I’m going to move it there from The BBQ Pit.
Gfactor
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eta: Never mind, only beaten to it by 2 hours…
You dad routinely wears a ski mask when answering the door? (The submachinegun being just good common sense…)
Mask? Always. Pants? Generally.
And famous for its Rocky Mountain Oysters.
When I looked at it, I wondered by an American Police Group person would hold a gun to a couple of well dressed people.
I love the guy posing in front of the lovingly-rendered CGI helicopter on the Services page.
oh, and never mind “covert pregnancy testing”, it’s the “bodily fluid testing” that worries me.
They probably figured that Dog the bounty hunter needed somewhere to hold the captives.
From the APPF website.
Excellent news. Then bring me the head of Osama Bin Laden! What’s that you say? Oh I see, you mean almost anyone. 
This “private police force” sounds like the Mafia!
Yankton College in Yankton, SD went belly up, sat idle and empty for a while, and then was leased by the Federal Government as a prison, supposedly to house “white collar” criminals; tax evaders like Al Capone and the like. I don’t know where they got their guards but the inmates were allowed to work out outside the gym building in the summer----they appeared to be anything but meek and mild tax evaders. Meek and mild guards wouldn’t have lasted a day with those guys.
Some of the local women immediately took up jogging and since there was a good sidewalk all the way around the prison grounds, they elected to jog there. In shorts and halter tops. The prison officials placed a full paged add in the local paper requesting the local idiot women to find another place to jog. I’ll never understand people.
Important APF update: Their website, upon loading, now plays “Bolero” by Maurice Ravel.
I shit you not.
I guess the CEO put the following question to the board of directors: “what actions can we take right now, today, to make APF weirder and more ghetto?”