# Blaming Sasquatch **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 24, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blaming-sasquatch/77993 "2001-08-24T21:39:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blaming-sasquatch/77993/1 "2001-08-24T21:39:44Z")
Holy Christ, if I have to endure one more goddamn movie title of the format “Verb”-ing “Someone”, I’m going to turn inside-out. Finding Forrester Saving Private Ryan Eating Raoul Driving Miss Daisy Saving Silverman Chasing Amy And so I’d like to help out Hollywood by suggesting a few of my own. Won’t you join me? Suggesting Leonardo Banishing Louisa Stretching Bernard Vanquishing Brittany Discovering Alistair Eclipsing Elvis ---
**Author:** ![Ross](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@Ross](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ross)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blaming-sasquatch/77993/2 "2001-08-24T21:44:12Z")
Rogering Moore Doctorin’ the Tardis Ignoring Crowe ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blaming-sasquatch/77993/3 "2001-08-24T21:55:57Z")
Jonesing JPeg? ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blaming-sasquatch/77993/4 "2001-08-24T21:58:46Z")
Personally, I’m tired of movie previews that all seem to go like this: (imagine deep narrator’s voice) **In a world…where everything is wrong…one man stands for right…and he’s about to discover…that THIS time…it’s _personal_.** To continue the with the OP: Eviscerating Kevin[sup]A[/sup] Silencing Whitney[sup]B[/sup] Overrating Julia[sup]C[/sup] Undressing Jude[sup]D[/sup] [sub]A. Costner B. Houston C. Roberts D. Law[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blaming-sasquatch/77993/5 "2001-08-24T22:00:21Z")
Mating Damon Banning Affleck Exploding Gwyneth Killing Prinze, Jr. ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blaming-sasquatch/77993/6 "2001-08-24T22:01:51Z")
Stalking Humphrey Besmirching Senator Cheesecake Collecting Mr. Stinky Fabricating Belinda ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blaming-sasquatch/77993/7 "2001-08-25T00:57:51Z")
Felching Fletcher (Woohoo! First felching reference of the thread!) Oh, and: Tossing Salad 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blaming-sasquatch/77993/8 "2001-08-25T01:54:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by magdalene \* > **Eviscerating Kevin[sup]A[/sup] > … > [sub]A. Costner[/sub]** Oooh, I’m sorry. The correct answer is **[sub]A. Smith[/sub]** I mean, come on! Shannon Elizabeth? Real edgy there, fanboy! And weren’t you supposed to retire the stoners three movies ago? sigh. ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blaming-sasquatch/77993/9 "2001-08-25T03:14:04Z")
The many gay porn sequels of _It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World_: Budding Hackett Dicking Shawn Philling Silvers Busting Keaton Donning Knotts Jacking Benny And of course, Fucking Jenna ---
**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blaming-sasquatch/77993/10 "2001-08-25T07:31:47Z")
Wasn’t there a porno called _Shaving Ryan’s Privates_? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blaming-sasquatch/77993/11 "2001-08-25T07:39:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jack@ss \* > \*\*Wasn’t there a porno called _Shaving Ryan’s Privates_? \*\* Starring who? Tom Yanks? ---
**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blaming-sasquatch/77993/12 "2001-08-25T08:20:40Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kaylasdad99_ > Starring who? Tom Yanks? He was also in _Schindler’s Fist_ (or was it the other way around?) ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blaming-sasquatch/77993/13 "2001-08-25T09:04:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jack@ss \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by Kaylasdad99_ > > Starring who? Tom Yanks? > > He was also in _Schindler’s Fist_ > (or was it the other way around?) \*\* Don’t forget _Forrest Hump_. ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blaming-sasquatch/77993/14 "2001-08-25T14:34:26Z")
\*\* Free My Willy Look Who’s Sucking Sleeping With Seattle Man On The Poon Hannah Does Her Sisters \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blaming-sasquatch/77993/15 "2001-08-25T15:57:25Z")
**No Longer Pit Worthy** ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blaming-sasquatch/77993/16 "2001-08-25T17:11:37Z")
And I thought this might be a reference to the Weekly World News article claiming that Bigfoots have been mating with campers… There was all that plus the fact that the world’s fattest man has vanished, he’s 4000 pounds, have you seen him? And naked pics of Elvis. Man I love the checkout aisle…