Timothy Leary’s dead.
No, no, no, no,
He’s outside looking in
What about all of the things that can’t be dead because they never lived - like love?
Rozencranz and Guildenstern.
Linguo is dead.
My all time favourite Simpsons joke.
Lyric Opera isn’t dead, I go past it every weekday on the way to & from the train station. :dubious: The cabbies and limo drivers lined up all the way down the block certainly don’t think it’s dead. 
(Seriously, I know the OP meant lyric opera as an art form or concept rather than the Chicago institution or building by that name. 
But I’ve been to the opera three or four times, and it was packed each time. Not dead.)
I, for one, welcome our new blank overlords.
Ding, dong, the witch is dead.
Also, he’s dead, Jim.
The Google ads I see for this topic are all for Microsoft. :dubious:
Paul is Dead.
Now that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.
In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to Accounts Payable, c/o the Swissotel, Chicago, Ill 60617.
Bah… that’s what I came in to say.
He got better.
My thought when I saw the thread title was “Paul.”
Shot Clock is correct: Rock is dead.
Elvis is dead.
No, he just went home.
Poor Jud.
Westley is dead. (Well, mostly.)
For some reason ‘John is Dead’ popped into my head. And while trying to figure it out, I recalled the novel ‘John Dies at the End’, which I have never read but is written by a dude at cracked.com.