# Blasphemy!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2004, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524 "2004-04-17T14:56:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sample\_the\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Sample\_the\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sample_the_Dog)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/21 "2004-04-17T19:58:28Z")
NASCAR is fake. Oh, and Dale Sr… closet queen. ---
**Author:** ![Sgt.Pepper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sgt.Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sgt.Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/22 "2004-04-17T20:05:52Z")
Everything in _Dan Brown’s_ **The Da Vinci Code** is absolutely true. I must shower now. I feel dirty. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/23 "2004-04-17T20:13:28Z")
The thing I would say on THIS board to _REALLY GET IT:_ Fat people are lazy and stupid and shouldn’t be allowed to live! Oh og, I’m scared… ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Serpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@Silver\_Serpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Serpentine)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/24 "2004-04-18T00:58:41Z")
“She deserved it because she was wearing a thong under her pants.” I read a court case involving this, and I feel dirty repeating it. ---
**Author:** ![Zjestika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/8edcca/32.png) [@Zjestika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zjestika)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/25 "2004-04-18T01:25:04Z")
> [@Engel](#): > > “Blasphemy, blasphe-you, blasphe-everybody-in-the-room…” > Engel Eddie Izzard is overrated. ZJ ---
**Author:** ![Sample\_the\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Sample\_the\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sample_the_Dog)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/26 "2004-04-18T03:11:09Z")
Jesus had it coming. ---
**Author:** ![dook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@dook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dook)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/27 "2004-04-18T03:29:29Z")
Kevin Smith is a no-talent hack… … Except for J & SB strike back, that one was killer. people who ride jap bikes are wannabes and should be drawn and quartered… ---
**Author:** ![Never\_to\_be\_Queen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Never\_to\_be\_Queen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_to_be_Queen)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/28 "2004-04-18T04:39:54Z")
Cecil lies. ---
**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/29 "2004-04-18T04:49:44Z")
A duck’s quack doesn’t echo. Nobody knows why. ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/30 "2004-04-18T05:21:09Z")
Gay people will all burn in hell, those AIDS-spreading abominations to our one Lord and God. Scylla is boring, and tells really boring stories about his stupid kids and ugly and talentless wife Aquarius82. Master Wang-Ka’s stories are even more boring. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/31 "2004-04-18T05:25:34Z")
Macs rule. PCs suck. (or vice versa) These newer, “family friendly” movies Eddie Murphy makes are _way_ better than his earlier stuff. Thank God they cancelled _Firefly_, _Freaks & Geeks_ and _Angel_. Nobody was watching that crap. ---
**Author:** ![Sample\_the\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Sample\_the\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sample_the_Dog)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/32 "2004-04-18T05:47:43Z")
> [@emekthian](#): > > Gay people will all burn in hell, those AIDS-spreading abominations to our one Lord and God. Um… around here, people tend to agree with that. You’ll have a long wait on the lynch mob. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/33 "2004-04-18T06:55:52Z")
“Kaja Goo Goo” were the most visionary, ground-breaking band of the 1980s; indeed, besides having spearheaded New Wave, both Grunge and Gangsta Rap are cleary derivatives of “The Kaj” sound. It’s high time the so-called “critics” and self-appointed “musical cognoscenti” owned up to it. ---
**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/34 "2004-04-18T09:54:02Z")
Feng Shui really works! I now have more money AND a new boyfriend, all thanks to the dragon luck energy that I got from putting my couch over there instead of over here, where I had it.\* So last night, as I was having a conversation with my dead father/the aliens/an angel/Elvis/my cat/the invisble pink flying unicorn/an invisible 6 foot tall rabbit… Astrology is always accurate and precise! As I was typing this, I realized that I know nothing about Feng Shui. So, I made it up 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/35 "2004-04-18T10:03:45Z")
> [@Yumblie](#): > > A duck’s quack doesn’t echo. Nobody knows why. You got me with that one- still laughing. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/36 "2004-04-18T10:05:01Z")
Those SF’ers that keep appearing on the boards make some interesting points. I need some alcohol and some sandpaper because I’m feeling _real_ dirty. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/37 "2004-04-18T12:50:40Z")
> [@trublmakr](#): > > Fat people are lazy and stupid and shouldn’t be allowed to live! You forgot short people. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/38 "2004-04-18T14:51:26Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > You forgot short people. …and those of a different ethnicity. ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/39 "2004-04-18T15:22:14Z")
Football is such a wussy sport. Pinstripes make the Yankees look gay. Metallica’s latest album is by far their best. Seriously, whats so great about boobs?? Gravity? I mean come on, do you believe _everything_ you’re told? (And for the locals) U of Tennessee orange is a nasty hideous color resembling cones on the highway or a hunter trying not to get shot. Actually it may not be the pinstripes - it may just be that the Yankee’s love man juice. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2004, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/40 "2004-04-18T15:33:26Z")
The 3 words that end in -gry are? Where did the dollar go? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524.md?page=3)