# Blasphemy!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2004, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524 "2004-04-17T14:56:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/61 "2004-04-25T13:16:33Z")
> [@Alcatraz](#): > > Kevin Smith is a no-talent hack… > > … Except for J & SB strike back, that one was killer. Yeah, I mean Jersey Girl beats Clerks anyday. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/62 "2004-04-25T15:17:14Z")
Marilyn vos Savant is smarter than Cecil. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/63 "2004-04-25T16:27:46Z")
Jack Chick is one of the greatest artists in the history of mankind. I don’t believe I posted that. Pardon me while I go stick my finger down my throat. ---
**Author:** ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/64 "2004-04-26T01:06:57Z")
Star Wars is better than Star Trek. And **it’s true!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/65 "2004-04-26T01:52:07Z")
> [@Zjestika](#): > > I’m gonna vote for Nader! Oh, me too! IMHO, Nader’s campaign has totaly redeemed his entire career as a paid shill for the Conspiracy Left. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/66 "2004-04-26T03:08:43Z")
Getting my geek on, some RPG ‘heresies’: ‘Good Drow are perfectly valid characters to play.’ ‘You can play RPGs without worshipping at Tolkien’s fuzzy feet.’ ‘Torture is NEVER a Good act.’ (FTR, I believe all of the above, but they’re a good way to fire up a lynch mob.) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/67 "2004-04-26T12:40:07Z")
Gay people are _indeed_ always actively recruiting children and we get rewards for doing so. I mean how else do you explain our _faaaaaaaabulous_ wardrobes, homes and lifestyles? ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/68 "2004-04-26T13:02:51Z")
How about… Everybody should listen to Oprah and Dr. Phil if they want their lives to be better. We should clean up Saddam, put him in his uniform, and hand him the keys to Iraq while telling him we’re sorry, we made a mistake. The Beatles were way more talented than the Stones. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/69 "2004-04-26T14:28:28Z")
SDMB libertarians and conservatives are gonna be first up against the wall when the revolution comes. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/70 "2004-04-26T16:41:13Z")
> [@Sample\_the\_Dog](#): > > NASCAR is fake. > > Oh, and Dale Sr… closet queen. OK, that’s too far. Take two steps back until you’re behind the yellow line, and you can resume your NASCAR hate-speak. Lay off The Intimidator, though. ---
**Author:** ![Yamirskoonir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/c0e974/32.png) [@Yamirskoonir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yamirskoonir)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/71 "2004-04-26T17:05:16Z")
Duct tape is USELESS!!! \ ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/72 "2004-04-26T17:12:19Z")
> [@Sample\_the\_Dog](#): > > NASCAR is fake. Did you see Sunday’s race? Helton is teh suxxors!!~~!~! ---
**Author:** ![Phelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Phelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phelan)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/73 "2004-04-26T17:49:01Z")
> [@Kat](#): > > Jordan’s _Wheel of Time_ series is pure genius. > Jordan’s _Wheel of Time_ series is nothing more than drivel. > > There, now I’ll get it from both sides. 😉 What that series needs is more characters, and subplots. 😃 Fox News is unbiased. That song needs more cowbells. ---
**Author:** ![RainGrowsBrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@RainGrowsBrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RainGrowsBrite)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/74 "2004-04-26T17:54:28Z")
I can hardly wait until Thursday night so I can watch “Scrubs” , easily the best show ever!! ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/75 "2004-04-26T18:08:58Z")
The 1920s style Death Ray was the best joke ever. In fact, it’s still pretty funny. ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/76 "2004-04-26T18:30:28Z")
Cats should never be neutered because there is no kitty overpopulation problem. The cat made me type that Cats should always been neutered because the fewer cats in the world the better. The dog made me type that sentence. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/77 "2004-04-26T19:08:06Z")
_Barney_ is the best kid’s TV program ever - and so educational. Microsoft writes rock solid software which never crashes. Any problems must be user error or that non-MS stuff you insist on putting in your computer. Janeway could take Kirk and Picard together, with one hand tied behind her back. _Galaxy 666_ deserved a Hugo. The NY Yankees are a humble team, who deserve every victory. Well that last is true, after all… ---
**Author:** ![Winnie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e480ec/32.png) [@Winnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnie)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/78 "2004-04-26T21:02:37Z")
[Thomas Kinkade](http://artihate.jinwicked.com/kinkade.html) is one of the most imaginative, talented, and soulful artists of our time. Our grandchildren’s children will revere him as our generations have revered Van Gogh, Rembrandt, Gauguin, Monet, etc. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524/79 "2004-04-26T21:07:14Z")
_steps nervously away from **Winnie** _ (Don’t wanna get caught in THAT crossfire) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blasphemy/240524.md?page=3)