# Blazing Saddles: "They're staying in droves" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 9, 2007, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150 "2007-10-09T23:17:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/61 "2007-10-10T15:11:40Z")
[QUOTE=Kizarvexius] “Work, work, work! Hello, boys! Have a good night’s rest? I missed you!” [/QUOTE] Think of your secretary… ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/62 "2007-10-10T16:21:04Z")
I’m tired. Tired of playing the game. Ain’t it a crying shame? I’m so…tired. ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/63 "2007-10-10T16:28:58Z")
Threads like this turn my mind into a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. ::They didn’t really hang the horse, did they?:: ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/64 "2007-10-10T16:58:05Z")
No, they shoot horses. Excuse me, while I whip this out. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/65 "2007-10-10T17:00:03Z")
If you shoot him, you’ll just make him mad. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/66 "2007-10-10T17:01:47Z")
[QUOTE=Sunrazor] Threads like this turn my mind into a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. [/QUOTE] Goddamnit, You use your tongue purtier than a twenty dollar whore! ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/67 "2007-10-10T17:03:13Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] If you shoot him, you’ll just make him mad. [/QUOTE] Candygram for Mongo! ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/68 "2007-10-10T17:11:21Z")
Little bastard shot me in the ass. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/69 "2007-10-10T17:25:39Z")
Need some help? ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/70 "2007-10-10T17:39:28Z")
Mongo only pawn in game of life. ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/71 "2007-10-10T19:14:26Z")
I’d like to extend a laurel, and hardy handshake to our new… ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/72 "2007-10-10T19:35:40Z")
Watch me! Faggots! ---
**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/73 "2007-10-10T19:44:51Z")
[QUOTE=Kizarvexius] “Work, work, work! Hello, boys! Have a good night’s rest? I missed you!” [/QUOTE] Gentlemen, we’ve gotta protect our phony baloney jobs!!! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/74 "2007-10-10T19:51:07Z")
Work, work, work, work…a governor’s job is never done. ---
**Author:** ![mamboman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@mamboman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamboman)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/75 "2007-10-10T19:51:40Z")
My mind is a raging torrent… mm ---
**Author:** ![usar\_jag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f0a364/32.png) [@usar\_jag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usar_jag)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/76 "2007-10-10T20:14:44Z")
The affairs of state must take precedence over the affairs of state! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/77 "2007-10-10T20:21:25Z")
[QUOTE=USCDiver] I’d like to extend a laurel, and hardy handshake to our new… [/QUOTE] Up yours, n… Nope, I can’t do it either. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/78 "2007-10-10T20:30:01Z")
No, dang blabbit, the Moderator’s a doper! ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/79 "2007-10-10T20:56:46Z")
You’d do it for Randolph Scott. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blazing-saddles-theyre-staying-in-droves/422150/80 "2007-10-10T22:30:59Z")
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