# Blinded by the sequential thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 7, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373 "2005-06-07T23:30:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/1 "2005-06-07T23:30:10Z")
What was legal “back in the day” that is illegal now? Your daughter is a Stripper ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2005, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/2 "2005-06-08T01:37:07Z")
Ok, I’ve been saving these up for awhile now. \*\*Ask the Deaf Person When did you first start feeling old? They Live In Fear Of 1920’s Style Death Rays. Capital Region Dopers (NY): Are all these clouds scaring you, too? Star Wars Fans, Don’t Try This At Home “Well, Star Wars was lame.” Holy shit, I am farting like a motherfuck! Flatulent co-workers, anyone? Nothing kills the mood when you’re doin’ it quite like… Jerry Orbach in a Silver Jumpsuit Illionis man lands 124-pound catfish what kind of seafood should I get for dinner? “Eve Bobs Her Hair” It was bound to happen Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud Deep Throat exposed Any words you’re using surprisingly often these days? Milk! What are you irrationally cheap about? Milk! What little things make you happy? Milk! Worst Food You’ve Ever Seen Ordered? Milk! Fuck you Mr. Mechanic Yeah, well fuck you too, dickhead. How do you hide from the world? Ask the Game Show Winner Fuck you Mr Mechanic Everything’s broken. Everything sucks Sexing Dinos! Jurassic Park: Now With Bears! Ladies. Your man wants to go to a Bachelor Party… Your daughter is a Stripper 1920s style death rays score a mention 1920s Style Death-Ray?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2005, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/3 "2005-06-08T02:02:33Z")
It had to happen eventually: Being in your 20s sucks 1920s Style Death-Ray? ---
**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/4 "2005-06-08T04:48:13Z")
**Is There Any Way To Determine If Numeric Data Have Been Faked? How long is the average penis?** ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2005, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/5 "2005-06-08T11:11:57Z")
End of the road for Mike Tyson? Let’s Talk Tasy Recipes! Phrases that appear dirty - but actually aren’t I want to be a cop. ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2005, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/6 "2005-06-08T15:44:39Z")
New Posts: \*\*Help!!! Overspending Wife!!! Taser Use Justified?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/7 "2005-06-09T15:14:46Z")
What’s in your car’s trunk? Brody the Obstreperous Puppy :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/8 "2005-06-09T17:41:05Z")
**Good Beer, Good Friends & Blackpowder Rifles What’s in your car’s trunk?** :eek: **My PC is pissing me off I can’t believe how long I’ve lived and I didn’t know this!** Me, I generally know right away. ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/9 "2005-06-09T18:47:16Z")
\*\*Good Beer, Good Friends & Blackpowder Rifles A sobering thought for gun proponents \*\* ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/10 "2005-06-09T18:50:44Z")
\*\* What’s in your car’s trunk? My kid is gonna be fine \*\* ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/11 "2005-06-09T19:31:08Z")
\*\*Blinded by the sequential thread Damn, That was Some Lightning! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![swanky\_glue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@swanky\_glue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swanky_glue)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/12 "2005-06-09T19:39:49Z")
\*\*Rhinoceros & Weasel Confined to Quarters and In Pain \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/13 "2005-06-09T19:50:28Z")
\*\*Ever Been Hit on by a Relative? Let’s talk pain.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/14 "2005-06-09T20:50:57Z")
\*\*My kid is gonna be fine Ever Been Hit on by a Relative? There Should Be A No-Interaction Zone Within 10 Feet of a Public Restroom \*\* ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/15 "2005-06-09T21:05:20Z")
\*\*1920s Style Death-Ray? What’s in your car’s trunk? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/16 "2005-06-09T21:19:52Z")
How long is the average penis? So What was Saddam Up To? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Unkempt\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Unkempt\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Unkempt_One)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/17 "2005-06-09T21:29:03Z")
\*\*On the use of turn signals – or not Let’s talk pain\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/18 "2005-06-10T13:14:18Z")
In MPSIMS: \*\*Good Beer, Good Friends & Blackpowder Rifles \*\* **Are ESPN Classic writers high?** Quite possibly. ---
**Author:** ![Desperate\_Welfie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Desperate\_Welfie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desperate_Welfie)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/19 "2005-06-10T17:30:24Z")
**Please suggest wording for…** **You ever have to tell someone that their loved-one is dead** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/20 "2005-06-10T19:45:49Z")
Intentionally weird business names Bird-Shit Mobile [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373.md?page=2)