# Blinded by the sequential thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 7, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373 "2005-06-07T23:30:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![straight\_man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/straight_man/32/3027_2.png) [@straight\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/straight_man)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2005, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/41 "2005-06-14T01:16:11Z")

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\*\*I’m being forced to spank it in public

Historical events that took place on your birthday…  
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well, I thought it was funny…

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/42 "2005-06-14T02:05:42Z")

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> [@saoirse](#):
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> Taser Use Justified?  
> What would a consistently Christian social order look like?

[Ahem…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6254117&postcount=29)

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**Author:** ![35340](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/8baadc/32.png) [@35340](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/35340)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/43 "2005-06-14T13:24:22Z")

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Ancient Civilization Discovered!  
San Diego DopeFest!

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**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2005, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/44 "2005-06-14T15:49:18Z")

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In IMHO

\*\*So what are YOU doing this summer?  
Death At Disney \*\*

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/45 "2005-06-16T01:15:39Z")

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This year I’m flying a Union Jack  
I do not fly with these guys.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/46 "2005-06-16T02:21:43Z")

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Over in CS we have this duo, they seem related somehow.

\*\*Have you ever had baked beans that didn’t come out of a can?

Poop scenes in movies.\*\*

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**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/47 "2005-06-16T14:35:13Z")

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\*\* Just How British Are You? (Even If You’re Not)  
This year I’m flying a Union Jack \*\*

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**Author:** ![cantara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6f9a4e/32.png) [@cantara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cantara)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/48 "2005-06-16T15:06:53Z")

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\*\* That was NOT a good match, thank you, [match.com](http://match.com)  
My best friends are getting divorced - advice needed please  
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I suppose It might be better had they been reversed…

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**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/49 "2005-06-16T17:25:13Z")

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Bachelor life in Baltimore  
the siren song of the bubble wrap

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**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/50 "2005-06-16T19:07:32Z")

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**Well, I’m going back to school…  
Wait! Er, there’s a quail on my porch.**

Better rethink that whole higher education plan, then.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/51 "2005-06-16T20:25:32Z")

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**Oh No! My cat likes toast and vegemite!  
My cat died today**

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/52 "2005-06-16T21:35:32Z")

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**Are you an Anglophile?  
Bloody hell!**

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**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/53 "2005-06-16T23:08:41Z")

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What do you see when you close your eyes?  
Pecans

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/54 "2005-06-16T23:31:52Z")

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What do you see when you close your eyes?

The cat in my pants.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/55 "2005-06-17T00:19:09Z")

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\*\*Are you an Anglophile?

Bloody hell! \*\*

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**Author:** ![postcards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e8cbc/32.png) [@postcards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/postcards)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/56 "2005-06-17T02:27:09Z")

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To Save on Gas I’m Buying a Horse

…and the horse you rode in on!

(These two are right now in this order in GQ!.)

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**Author:** ![robotic\_panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed8c4c/32.png) [@robotic\_panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robotic_panda)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/57 "2005-06-17T09:30:06Z")

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\*\*What do you see when you close your eyes?

Stand-alone bookmark managing software?\*\*

(I WISH I had that kind of imagination.)

And…

\*\*I have the feeling my car is about to be vandalized

Bye Bye NASA\*\*

(I didn’t know NASA was run from some dude’s car!)

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**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/58 "2005-06-17T12:30:45Z")

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**Bachelor Life in Baltimore  
I do not fly with these guys  
Off to Alaska !**

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**Author:** ![35340](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/8baadc/32.png) [@35340](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/35340)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/59 "2005-06-17T15:48:32Z")

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What do you see when you close your eyes?  
Mmmmmm…Milkshake

The Funniest Thing I’ve Ever Heard  
Another one of life’s little smackdowns  
here’s cute quad:

Oh! The blimp-manity!!  
The network’s down. Storytime!  
So I just started physical therapy sessions  
Who wants to be the Dungeon Master?  
I was waiting for that car/horse combo. Only saw the opposite last night.

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**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/60 "2005-06-17T16:45:22Z")

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\*\*Blinded by the sequential thread  
What do you see when you close your eyes?  
Bumper Sticker I wish I had \*\*

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