# Blinded by the sequential thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 7, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373 "2005-06-07T23:30:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![LVgeogeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b19c9b/32.png) [@LVgeogeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVgeogeek)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/81 "2005-06-20T02:32:08Z")
From MPSIMS: The Mark of Satan is Upon Me Is [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) punishing me for choosing the Free Shipping option? and Old ladies carrying purses Oh! The blimp-manity!! or From the Pit: Wow, I’m a real person now. “VALIDATED BY GOD” ? (weak) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![35340](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/8baadc/32.png) [@35340](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/35340)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/82 "2005-06-20T04:39:40Z")
…And you are? Play Lemmings from your Browser New Zealand golfer wins US Open I Weep for the Future I’m with Alice Cooper: no more Mr. Nice Guy The Amazing Truth About Giraffe My stalker… _I find this one kind of creepy sad_ Pre-op nerves setting in Farewell Old Friend My kid is a liar. I disagree Fun With Children’s Drawings. (:evil laugh:) Nice To Meet You, Psycho Painter Guy Stupidity at its finest Los Alamos Whistleblower Gets Savage Beating. Methane + Rocks = Mars Cold fusion breakthrough? Help!!! Overspending Wife!!! Today, my water. Tomorrow, the world! ---
**Author:** ![35340](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/8baadc/32.png) [@35340](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/35340)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/83 "2005-06-20T05:16:43Z")
Petty and odd judgements of other people. First names you hate. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/84 "2005-06-20T15:26:36Z")
**Things that reporter should have said to Tom Cruise Anybody know a Good Way to Get Rid of Smurfs?** (I know, I know, I shouldn’t make fun of anyone’s height (especially at my height), but I couldn’t resist.) ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/85 "2005-06-20T18:11:09Z")
From IMHO just now: Women’s Brains during orgasm: New Study Dear Porn Directors ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/86 "2005-06-20T21:32:27Z")
IMHO: **Lessons you learned the ‘hard way’ Can you rape an animal?** If anything ever screamed TMI, this is it. TMFI. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/87 "2005-06-21T00:58:32Z")
**Botulism! For something sorta bad, it worked out about as well as I could hope.** ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/88 "2005-06-21T01:05:12Z")
**I’m a little blue - how about you? Anybody know of a good way to get rid of smurfs?** ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/89 "2005-06-21T18:04:36Z")
New Posts: \*\*Name the tree that smells like semen Fuck Bush\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/90 "2005-06-21T22:49:38Z")
Can you rape an animal? Ask the hockey guy Tech Advances During US Civil War Bullet proof tires! Shining light on the moon Energy wavelengths Favorite novel read in high school Who the hell is Mr. Falcon? Soul Asylum bassist Karl Mueller dead at 41 No Need to Suffer Through the New Dukes of Hazzard Movie You’ve been given $15,000 for your Honeymoon. What do you do? Can you rape an animal? Items in which you are a sucker for. Help!!! Need birthday gift ideas for a Chef My friend is convinced that… I Finally Sell Myself On the Street Lions free kidnapped girl Generic News of the Day Everyone Hates Teenagers! Why is it always the ugly ones? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/91 "2005-06-21T23:07:41Z")
> [@Susie Derkins](#): > > New Posts: > > \*\*Name the tree that smells like semen > > Fuck Bush\*\* Oh great, now I’m making Muttley noises. 😃 Then there’s… \*\*Ah, what the hell, I’ll pit Michael Schiavo That’s what friends are for. \*\* With friends like these… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/92 "2005-06-21T23:13:52Z")
**What might you be dead of now? Chinese food in DC?** I had no idea a special fried rice could be so hazardous… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/93 "2005-06-22T19:23:42Z")
Anti-Gay Phone Company ?! I’m going to shove that cell phone up your ass. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/94 "2005-06-22T22:39:33Z")
**I embarrassed myself at Walmart (personal lubrication)** **Dear Customer: I don’t think we do that here.** ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/95 "2005-06-23T02:39:48Z")
Now in GQ: **Loose, Baggy Pants Syndrome – Origins? Bad effects of prolonged erections?** ---
**Author:** ![Selkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@Selkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Selkie)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/96 "2005-06-23T11:25:24Z")
Giant Popsicle Melts, Floods New York Park For something sorta bad, it worked out about as well as I could hope. Biosphere 2: What Went Wrong and Why Play Lemmings from your Browser ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/97 "2005-06-23T11:47:46Z")
For something sorta bad, it worked out about as well as I could hope. I Finally Sell Myself On the Street ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/98 "2005-06-23T11:53:35Z")
\*\*I’ll make a cartoon from your anagram! Auughhh!! The Waiting Is Killing Me!!! \*\* Hurry up with that cartoon, already… ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/99 "2005-06-23T13:25:41Z")
**I embarrassed my self at Wal-mart. (personal lubrication)** \*\*Dear customer: I don’t think we do that here \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/100 "2005-06-23T14:22:01Z")
Now in IMHO: \*\*I need pants! Men’s pants – pleated or unpleated?\*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373.md?page=6)