# Blinded by the sequential thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 7, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373 "2005-06-07T23:30:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/101 "2005-06-23T18:09:17Z")
**What is your “get home ritual?” I’m going to shove that cell phone up your ass.** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/102 "2005-06-23T20:59:52Z")
\*\*Priest Crucifies Nun – please tell me that this is a lone wacko… That’s what friends are for. \*\* If you say so, but I’d still rather believe it was a lone wacko… ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/103 "2005-06-24T00:22:46Z")
\*\* That’s a really wierd word… Botulism!\*\* _Snicker!_😛 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/104 "2005-06-24T01:04:21Z")
Now in GQ: \***&^%# Pinto Beans Where can I buy a flameproof casserole?** (Bang 'em on the bottom rack and _poof_) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/105 "2005-06-24T11:56:55Z")
\*\*I’m going to shove that cell phone up your ass. Oooh, I’m old and feeble, please be lenient, your honor \*\* Okay, I’ll use lots of lube and push it gently… ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/106 "2005-06-24T16:18:21Z")
I’m going to shove that cell phone up your ass It’s been done… ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/107 "2005-06-25T03:31:21Z")
In **CS** \*\*Nothing beats homemade … \*\* **Freeway** ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/108 "2005-06-25T04:20:18Z")
In the Pit: “Jesus hates dykes!” Everyone hates teenagers! ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/109 "2005-06-25T04:54:32Z")
> [@Ms Macphisto](#): > > In the Pit: > “Jesus hates dykes!” > Everyone hates teenagers! I reckon that THIS one beats all-comers. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/110 "2005-06-25T14:17:14Z")
**Black people can’t wear Hermes. Massive Crack In Texas.** :dubious: \*\* Stuff She’ll Need In the Dorm Kitten Cannon - Game \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/111 "2005-06-25T14:33:32Z")
And the reverse: Massive Crack In Texas. Black people can’t wear Hermes. ---
**Author:** ![ScubaSteve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@ScubaSteve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ScubaSteve)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/112 "2005-06-26T05:37:49Z")
How to pitch a no-hitter while on acid Yankees 20; Tampa Bay 11 ---
**Author:** ![35340](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/8baadc/32.png) [@35340](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/35340)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/113 "2005-06-27T17:11:33Z")
What have you been missing? My cat is really smart! ---
**Author:** ![35340](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/8baadc/32.png) [@35340](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/35340)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/114 "2005-06-27T17:18:36Z")
Buy Three, Get Four More Free How Stella filed for divorce Advice for a newlywed… Autoflush! Ode to a Candy Bar Death, Sorrow, and Unhappiness ---
**Author:** ![swanky\_glue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@swanky\_glue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swanky_glue)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/115 "2005-06-27T17:30:40Z")
Got Several Problems Buy Three, Get Four More Free ---
**Author:** ![35340](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/8baadc/32.png) [@35340](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/35340)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/116 "2005-06-27T20:43:09Z")
What have you accomplished today? Massive Crack In Texas. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/117 "2005-06-27T20:54:32Z")
Things that, in all logic, should work. Eloping Anyone else do this? Chex and cheese Why doesn’t one of the package delivery services start late-hours delivery? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/118 "2005-06-28T15:56:59Z")
In Cafe Society: \*\* The LAST thing you’d want to hear at your EULOGY! Mournful Bluegrass Songs \*\* Asked and answered ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/119 "2005-06-28T17:07:27Z")
A Trifecta now in MPSIMS Calagry Dopefests - End Of July Why should some bother to crawl up from the bottom of the barrel? Death, Sorrow, and Unhappiness ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Violaceous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Miss\_Violaceous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Violaceous)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373/120 "2005-06-28T19:41:13Z")
The rare but special ATMB sequential thread: \*\* You know this board is slow when… I have to wait twenty-nine seconds before I can search again \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blinded-by-the-sequential-thread/307373.md?page=7)