# Bloater paste - anyone ever eaten it? \<shudder\>

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 29, 2023, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bloater-paste-anyone-ever-eaten-it-shudder/987768 "2023-07-29T02:40:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![dummygladhands71](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c0e974/32.png) [@dummygladhands71](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dummygladhands71)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2023, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bloater-paste-anyone-ever-eaten-it-shudder/987768/1 "2023-07-29T02:40:08Z")

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Watching Endeavour from the beginning with my phone handy for translation, and Mrs. Thursday told Fred his lunch was bloater paste sandwiches. I looked it up.

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**Post date:** [July 29, 2023, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bloater-paste-anyone-ever-eaten-it-shudder/987768/2 "2023-07-29T02:44:42Z")

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> [@dummygladhands71](#):
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> bloater paste -

> **[Bloater Paste](https://yuckylicious.blogspot.com/2012/03/bloater-paste.html)**
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> The term “red herring” gets its name from the supposed use of kippers (pungent split and smoked herring) being used to train hunt...

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**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2023, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bloater-paste-anyone-ever-eaten-it-shudder/987768/3 "2023-07-29T02:52:14Z")

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No but I’ve enjoyed tubed anchovy paste, sprat pate, salmon spread, taramasalata. I’d probably like bloater paste just fine.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2023, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bloater-paste-anyone-ever-eaten-it-shudder/987768/4 "2023-07-29T02:59:27Z")

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what @jnglmassiv said, although I don’t think I’ve had sprat pate. I’d probably like it though.

ETA: damn, that is a mighty fine website:

> The _Yuckylicious_ Pantry is choc-full of revolting menu items for you to explore. Have a taste!

Why thank you, I think I will!

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**Post date:** [July 29, 2023, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bloater-paste-anyone-ever-eaten-it-shudder/987768/5 "2023-07-29T05:00:27Z")

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Interesting post, because I only learned the word “bloater” and what it meant a couple of days ago in the discussion on [this](https://www.facebook.com/100076255182685/posts/pfbid09CoaLRsWkAgvyJtKjSkkWKDXhuWXGP23F2wYqJXf6GMG1HfCDf9tHaxMH9rrvtUJl/?app=fbl) Facebook post (which contained this photo, for those who won’t/can’t click through)

[![](https://i.postimg.cc/HxgcyT5r/img-1-1690606508771.jpg) ](https://i.postimg.cc/HxgcyT5r/img-1-1690606508771.jpg)

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**Post date:** [July 29, 2023, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bloater-paste-anyone-ever-eaten-it-shudder/987768/6 "2023-07-29T06:08:10Z")

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That yuckylicious site reminds me a little of James Lileks’ **[Gallery of Regrettable Food](https://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/)**. All the entries are wonderfully disgusting, but I recommend starting with “Eww La La: French Cuisine”. Anyone who thinks French cuisine is necessarily elegant and tasty is in for a treat, in the same sense as a great horror movie is a “treat”! 😉

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**Post date:** [July 29, 2023, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bloater-paste-anyone-ever-eaten-it-shudder/987768/7 "2023-07-29T06:33:53Z")

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I’ve got a small container of Gentleman’s Relish (spiced anchovy paste + butter) in my fridge, and that stuff goes great thinly smeared on buttered toast. I can’t imagine putting enough of it on something to constitute a sandwich, though.

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**Post date:** [July 29, 2023, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bloater-paste-anyone-ever-eaten-it-shudder/987768/8 "2023-07-29T13:50:14Z")

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> [@jnglmassiv](#):
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> No but I’ve enjoyed tubed anchovy paste, sprat pate, salmon spread, taramasalata. I’d probably like bloater paste just fine.

Same here. I love kippers— sounds like bloater paste is just kippers in paste form. Somebody needs to hire a Marketing firm to come up with a new name, though.

Ah, who am I kidding. This is a country that has spotted dick and bangers & mash. Brits love their silly, unappetizing food names.
