# Blond bitch on Taco Bell ads **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 29, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blond-bitch-on-taco-bell-ads/237128 "2004-03-29T18:33:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blond-bitch-on-taco-bell-ads/237128/21 "2004-03-30T01:49:15Z")
> [@SanguineSpider](#): > > Commercials in general are pretty stupid. There have been a few over the years that have actually made me laugh but it’s rare, very rare. I don’t understand how ad agencies think that their ideas are doing anything other than annoying us to death. Are there no ad agency Dopers who can raise the bar? Ignorance, thy name is commercial! **FedEx commercial** by **Bruce\_Daddy** : (Two guys at AnyCompany USA are sitting by the loading docks) (FedEx truck pulls up and sexy stripper-type music begins. Out of trucks steps stunningly beautiful woman in FedEx uniform) SBW: Hi guys, got any “packages” for me today? Guy 1: Sure Vanessa! (retrieves packages off camera) Guy 2: Sooo. . . um. . . Vanessa, how’s it going? Vanessa: (unbuttoning FedEx shirt) It’s hoooooot: Guy 2: (gulp) (Guy 1 returns with armful of boxes) Guy 1: Here you go! (Vanessa takes boxes and swishes back to FedEx truck) Vanessa: You boys take it easy! Guy 2: We will! (Guy 1 notices a small package laying on the ground, apparently dropped) Guy 1: Hey Vanessa, you forgot one! (Vanessa turns around. Guy 1 tosses the package to her. Vanessa reaches out with the quickness of a ninja and plucks the package out of thin air) Guy 2 (to Guy 1): Nice snatch. * * * ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blond-bitch-on-taco-bell-ads/237128/22 "2004-03-30T12:58:57Z")
Seriously, this ad is more disturbing than the McDonald’s ads? You know, the 2 that one chick implicitly trying to pick up a guy while her botfriend prattles on and the 2nd where the couple is accusing each other of being control freaks? Bring back the damn dog, I’m off to get some tacos ---
**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blond-bitch-on-taco-bell-ads/237128/23 "2004-03-30T18:03:07Z")
Actually, what pisses me off about both the Taco Bell and Subway commercials is the underlying sexist assumption that a woman has the right to go ballistic on a man whenever she’s upset. Imagine how the feminists would respond if a commercial showed a man treating a woman the way these women are treating their men. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blond-bitch-on-taco-bell-ads/237128/24 "2004-03-30T22:16:07Z")
> [@LonesomePolecat](#): > > Actually, what pisses me off about both the Taco Bell and Subway commercials is the underlying sexist assumption that a woman has the right to go ballistic on a man whenever she’s upset. Imagine how the feminists would respond if a commercial showed a man treating a woman the way these women are treating their men. SSHHH!!! Damnit! The feminists don’t want you to tell all the secrets! Now you’ll never get any! oh…wait… Never mind 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blond-bitch-on-taco-bell-ads/237128/25 "2004-03-30T23:47:39Z")
I don’t like the current Sonic commercials with those two guys. ---
**Author:** ![LastStanding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8edcca/32.png) [@LastStanding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LastStanding)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blond-bitch-on-taco-bell-ads/237128/26 "2004-03-31T16:37:29Z")
Fuck,I’m getting hungry… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blond-bitch-on-taco-bell-ads/237128.md?page=1)