# Blonde on the Fox Network

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 27, 2012, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259 "2012-11-27T12:29:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/1 "2012-11-27T12:29:06Z")

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Okay, I realize Gretchen Carlson is the older blonde with the orange skin tone. Who is the younger, cuter blonde?

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/2 "2012-11-27T12:32:41Z")

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I imagine you’re referring to [Megyn Kelly](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/MegynKelly.jpg/220px-MegynKelly.jpg) and, yeah, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for advocating a flat tax.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/3 "2012-11-27T12:53:10Z")

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I don’t watch FOX, but if Kimberly Guilfoyle wears her skirts any shorter I may have no choice.

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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/4 "2012-11-27T12:54:23Z")

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A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, eh?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/5 "2012-11-27T13:14:13Z")

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Are these ladies the inspiration for Avery Brooks on 30 Rock?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/6 "2012-11-27T15:00:11Z")

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Whoops, that should be Avery Jessup.

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**Author:** ![Turble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Turble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turble)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/7 "2012-11-27T16:06:58Z")

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I’d guess you are talking about [Shannon Bream](http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/personalities/shannon-bream/bio/#s=a-d), a former Miss USA. She is 41, only four years younger than Carlson.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/8 "2012-11-27T16:21:36Z")

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Maybe you’re thinking of [Ann Coulter](http://www.nndb.com/people/474/000022408/ann-coulter-1-sized.jpg)?

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**Author:** ![babygoat666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2acd7d/32.png) [@babygoat666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/babygoat666)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/9 "2012-11-27T16:29:49Z")

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> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#):
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> Maybe you’re thinking of [Ann Coulter](http://www.nndb.com/people/474/000022408/ann-coulter-1-sized.jpg)?

The OP was asking about a young, cute blonde.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/10 "2012-11-27T16:30:41Z")

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> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#):
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> Maybe you’re thinking of [Ann Coulter](http://www.nndb.com/people/474/000022408/ann-coulter-1-sized.jpg)?

I certainly hope not. That woman has a lot of city miles on the odometer.

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/11 "2012-11-27T17:15:31Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> I certainly hope not. That woman has a lot of city miles on the odometer.

…as a New York City cab.

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**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/12 "2012-11-27T17:37:32Z")

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> [@bienville](#):
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> I imagine you’re referring to [Megyn Kelly](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/MegynKelly.jpg/220px-MegynKelly.jpg) and, yeah, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for advocating a flat tax.

That’s who I was thinking of.

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**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/13 "2012-11-27T17:39:38Z")

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> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#):
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> Maybe you’re thinking of [Ann Coulter](http://www.nndb.com/people/474/000022408/ann-coulter-1-sized.jpg)?

Did not mention show ponies anywhere in my question. 😃

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/14 "2012-11-27T18:16:59Z")

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That young blonde on FOX News? Yeah you just described approximately 70% of the on-camera personalities o’er-there.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/15 "2012-11-27T18:57:56Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> Are these ladies the inspiration for Avery Brooks on 30 Rock?

Oh, Cisco…

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**Author:** ![Old\_Red](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7feea3/32.png) [@Old\_Red](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Old_Red)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/16 "2012-11-27T20:07:00Z")

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Someone in Fox News certainly appears to have a ‘thing’ about employing blondes, even if their tops and tails don’t match.

Talking about that, has anyone ever seen a ‘flash’ on Fox News? I get the impression that is what most male viewers are waiting for.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/17 "2012-11-27T20:16:06Z")

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Apparently it happens a lot. Although those are stills and could have doctored.

NSFW maybe.

[Fox News Reporters Accidental Upskirts](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZcgVFtvt9c)

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**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/18 "2012-11-27T20:26:28Z")

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> [@Old\_Red](#):
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> Someone in Fox News certainly appears to have a ‘thing’ about employing blondes, even if their tops and tails don’t match.
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> Talking about that, has anyone ever seen a ‘flash’ on Fox News? I get the impression that is what most male viewers are waiting for.

It happens often enough that it seems as though they’re doing it on purpose.

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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/19 "2012-11-27T20:30:42Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> That young blonde on FOX News? Yeah you just described approximately 70% of the on-camera personalities o’er-there.

You did hear how they hire, didn’t you?

[QUOTE=Brian Kilmeade of Fox]

How Fox Hires Female Hosts: “We Go Into The Victoria’s Secret Catalogue And We Said, ‘Can Any Of These People Talk?’”  
[/QUOTE]

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**Author:** ![Turble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Turble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turble)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blonde-on-the-fox-network/642259/20 "2012-11-27T21:07:11Z")

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Lots of youtube videos: [fox upskirt](http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=fox+upskirt&oq=fox+upskirt&gs_l=youtube.3...2551.5751.0.5900.11.11.0.0.0.0.106.961.8j3.11.0...0.0...1ac.1.4dOirHhePs8) is the search term.

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