“Eye of newt, toad so greeny,
Turn this dude into Zucchini!”
Molest, molest, molest!
Reagan socks!
No nukes! No nukes!
Oww, Oww! Socialized medicine, socialized medicine!
“The Truth is, Knight Rider was a kids’ show.”
“The Truth is, you look more like a puffin than a penguin.”
the truth, is you look more like a carrot than a tool
We’ve been fooled! We’ve been duped!
They’ve been pulling our leg!
It’s time we faced facts…
Halley’s Comet Laid an egg!
It’s in Billy and the Boingers Bootleg.
Reagan calls women “America’s Little Dumplins”
[don’t you hate annoying nitpicks like this] “dimples” [/dyhanlt]
Don’t forget the Meadow Party’s perennial presidential campaign efforts:
“Vote Bill 'n Opus! This time, why not the worst?”
I’ve been trying to remember this:
Opus on the dandelion patch:
“The wind doth taste so bitter sweet,
Like Jaspar wine and sugar,
It must have blown through someone’s feet…
…Like those of Caspar Weinberger.”
What did Milo told Opus in anger then?
“Start over!”
Absolutely one of the best of all time.
He’s actually not in the dandelion patch, just a meadow scene.
Ah, thanks guys!
I don’t think Milo was telling Opus that. I thought it was a directorial comment, to the fourth wall, announcing the strip should be started over. Bloom County was big on that.
Eg, “Cut! From the top!” kind of thing.
One of my favorite lines (somewhat paraphrased):
Mailman: Delivery for Mr. Opus.
Milo: Sorry, not here. He died yesterday.
Mailman: He’s dead?
Milo: Yep. Hit by a blimp.
That’s the one!
When I was six, I thought it was hilarious.
-FrL-