# blowero, this is how to write humor

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowero-this-is-how-to-write-humor/210581>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 31, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowero-this-is-how-to-write-humor/210581 "2003-10-31T02:38:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowero-this-is-how-to-write-humor/210581/1 "2003-10-31T02:38:09Z")

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**blowero** , in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=218698) you will please notice that **Sauron** effectively uses irony, hyperbole, sarcasm _and_ humor in a humorous posting. You will also please notice that some of the replies are fairly serious in tone, and he is _not_ pitching a [fit](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220442) about it.

Please also see **Nostradamus**. Where ever he went. Please also see **Scylla**. Please also see **Scylla** ’s reactions when he misses the mark.

Please learn a lesson. Oh, and if you can’t take the heat, stay out of the fucking kitchen.

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**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowero-this-is-how-to-write-humor/210581/2 "2003-10-31T03:43:56Z")

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Just pointing out that the links are backwards.

This public service announcement brought to you by the National Council on Switched Links.

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowero-this-is-how-to-write-humor/210581/3 "2003-10-31T04:31:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by This Year’s Model \*  
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> Please also see **Nostradamus**. Where ever he went. Please also see **Scylla**. Please also see **Scylla** ’s reactions when he misses the mark.
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> \*\*

I am not missing my mark. I never miss my mark. At such times as it may seem to you that I am missing my mark it is actually that my appeal merely grows more selective.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowero-this-is-how-to-write-humor/210581/4 "2003-10-31T09:07:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Scylla \*  
> \*\* …it is actually that my appeal merely grows more selective. \*\*

Cool! Are ya gonna do “Stonehenge” on your next tour?

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowero-this-is-how-to-write-humor/210581/5 "2003-10-31T11:52:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by brianjedi \*  
> \*\*Just pointing out that the links are backwards.
> 
> This public service announcement brought to you by the National Council on Switched Links. \*\*

Oops. Sorry, folks; and I thought I had assembled it just right.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowero-this-is-how-to-write-humor/210581/6 "2003-10-31T12:52:19Z")

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No joke threads in the Pit! :eek:

[sub]Except this one. And those other two. But that’s it. Except for a few others.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowero-this-is-how-to-write-humor/210581/7 "2003-10-31T13:30:02Z")

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Gee, how come you’re so uptight? I can’t believe you’re complaining about this…

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowero-this-is-how-to-write-humor/210581/8 "2003-10-31T13:51:02Z")

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It’s a joke, NoClueBoy. Hence the smiley.

[sub]Good choice in user names, by the way[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowero-this-is-how-to-write-humor/210581/9 "2003-10-31T13:56:35Z")

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**Libertarian** is still off the meds. :rolleyes:

Note the “smiley”.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowero-this-is-how-to-write-humor/210581/10 "2003-10-31T13:58:28Z")

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😃 Not too bad…

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**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowero-this-is-how-to-write-humor/210581/11 "2003-10-31T14:05:35Z")

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Somebody’s using _me_ as a positive role model?

This can’t be good.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowero-this-is-how-to-write-humor/210581/12 "2003-10-31T14:20:39Z")

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You did use the word “garrote” in a sentence. That counts for something.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowero-this-is-how-to-write-humor/210581/13 "2003-10-31T14:29:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Libertarian \*  
> \*\*It’s a joke, NoClueBoy. Hence the smiley.
> 
> [sub]Good choice in user names, by the way[/sub] \*\*

You just got wooshed.  
I cut and pasted **DDG** ’s post from the linked thread.  
😛

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**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowero-this-is-how-to-write-humor/210581/14 "2003-10-31T20:13:31Z")

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Uh, This Year’s Model, you actually started _another_ thread to continue the strawman from _my_ thread?

The Clue Fairy just dropped by to tell you that my other thread was not about me thinking I’m funny. To continue with that when you know it’s a strawman is on a par with schoolyard taunts, maturity-wise.

Things that I have said:

> [@](#):
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> “I’m no Lewis Black”
> 
> “Hmmm…I’m pretty sure I wasn’t trying to compare myself favorably to Jerry Seinfeld”
> 
> “I don’t give a rat’s ass if you think I’m funny.”
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> “You’re creating a strawman Blowero who is so enamored with his own comedy stylings that he defends them at all costs.”

You _do_ realize that starting a new thread does not turn a strawman into a valid point, don’t you? Wait, what am I saying? Of course you don’t realize that, because you’re an idiot.
