# BLowjobs are now illegal!!

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**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [January 11, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960 "2003-01-11T15:33:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![BURNER](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@BURNER](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BURNER)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/1 "2003-01-11T15:33:57Z")

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> Police: two students had sex on bus while others cheered  
> By Associated Press, 1/8/2003 10:59  
> KINGSTON, Mass. (AP) Two students face charges after engaging in a sex act on a school bus while other students cheered, police said.
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> The alleged incident happened on Dec. 12 as the bus was en route to Silver Lake Regional High School in Kingston and Silver Lake Regional Junior High School in Pembroke, said police Lt. David Griffiths.
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> Griffiths said a 15-year-old female junior high school student performed oral sex on a 16-year-old male high school student as three students cheered. School officials reported the incident to police the same day.
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> Griffiths said all students involved, including those who cheered, will be charged with a week or two.
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> ‘‘We’re not exactly sure what we’re charging them with,’’ he told the Patriot Ledger of Quincy. :wally
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> Silver Lake Regional High School Principal Richard Kelley said the students were disciplined, but would not say if they were suspended.

Good to see the government can still fabricate charges for people. Maybe Barney Fife doesnt know what to charge them with because they didnt do anything illegal in the first place.

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**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/2 "2003-01-11T15:41:48Z")

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How about…

Indecent Exposure?

Blowjobs aren’t illegal (and if they are, the aw certainly isn’t being enforced.) Blowjobs on a freaking _school bus_ with _other children watching_ had better be illegal one way or another.

At the (public) high school I attended, we had a small handbook that stated our rights and responsibilities as students. It clearly spelled out that such behavior as mentioned above is clearly in violation of numerous rules.

I, for one, am glad that those involved suffered disciplinary action. I would’ve kicked them out of school, myself.

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**Author:** ![loinburger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/db5fbb/32.png) [@loinburger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/loinburger)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/3 "2003-01-11T15:53:01Z")

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The fact that streaking is illegal does not mean that I’ve gotta take a shower with my swim trunks on.

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**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/4 "2003-01-11T16:05:24Z")

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This has to be one of the oddest OPs I’ve read in GD in a while - and considering some of GD’s denizens, that’s saying a lot. 😃

The crime in question here is not having oral sex. It is having oral sex in public. And that’s always been a crime. What did you think the state of the law is, that you and your SO could walk into the Rotunda on Capitol Hill and drop trou and get nasty?!

Sua

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**Author:** ![japatlgt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@japatlgt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/japatlgt)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/5 "2003-01-11T17:13:05Z")

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Indecent exposure works for me.  
Something to do with lewd behavior perhaps. Or how about an oldie - moral turpitude.

Whether oral sex is wrong or not is not EVEN the issue here.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/6 "2003-01-11T17:17:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SuaSponte \*  
> What did you think the state of the law is, that you and your SO could walk into the Rotunda on Capitol Hill and drop trou and get nasty?!

YEAH! Save that kind of behaviour for the Oval Office!

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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/7 "2003-01-11T17:17:49Z")

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It’s not illegal to give/recieve a blowjob. Indecent exposure, however, is illegal. I’m glad they got the police involved.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/8 "2003-01-11T17:22:39Z")

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Indecent exposure would only apply to the dude with his wang out. So what are the spectators being charged with/ (or the girl giving the bj, for that matter)

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**Author:** ![hansel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6bbea6/32.png) [@hansel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hansel)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/9 "2003-01-11T17:34:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Diogenes the Cynic \*  
> \*\*Indecent exposure would only apply to the dude with his wang out. So what are the spectators being charged with/ (or the girl giving the bj, for that matter) \*\*

Well, once the blowjob started, the dude didn’t have his wang “out”, so to speak, did he?

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/10 "2003-01-11T18:10:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by clayton\_e \*  
> **It’s not illegal to give/recieve a blowjob.**

Depends on where you live.

[15 States](http://www.actwin.com/eatonohio/gay/sodomy.html) still have laws on the books, from Idaho, a Felony with max life in prison, to Florida with 60 Days and $500 max fine. This cite is Gay Law oriented.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/11 "2003-01-11T18:17:32Z")

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When noggin is outlawed, only outlaws will get any noggin.

I propose a nationwide program of civil disobedience. As a straight male, my participation has certain obvious limitations. Nonetheless, I stand ready to accept the requirements of stern duty.

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**Author:** ![Pulling\_the\_Strings](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@Pulling\_the\_Strings](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pulling_the_Strings)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/12 "2003-01-11T18:19:55Z")

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I can understand the ‘kids’ involved being punished, but the spectators? and how can you arrest someone without knowing what they’re being charged for?? That seems to me to be the most ridiculous idea I’ve heard of in this country - I would NEVER peacefully allow an officer to arrest me if he didn’t know for what he was arresting me.

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**Author:** ![DLurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@DLurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DLurker)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/13 "2003-01-11T18:22:31Z")

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> - \*\* Elicidator \*\* \* I propose a nationwide program of civil disobedience. As a straight male, my participation has certain obvious limitations. Nonetheless, I stand ready to accept the requirements of stern duty

Excellent, I mean really excellent stance. It is our patriotic duty to ensure our civil rights are protected to the fullest. That’s my story and I sticking to it!

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/14 "2003-01-11T18:23:12Z")

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> Indecent exposure would only apply to the dude with his wang out. So what are the spectators being charged with/ (or the girl giving the bj, for that matter)

Well, they probably, and she certainly, would be accessories to the crime! 🙂

More seriously, there are laws, varying from state to state, which criminalize sexual acts performed by or to persons under the “age of consent” – the point at which one is legally presumed capable of giving informed adult consent to a proposed sexual act. In addition, in something like 19 states, oral sex is included in the legal definition of “sodomy” as a criminal offense.

Even in New York, “consensual sodomy” is a class B misdemeanor, though the State Supreme Court has ruled that any prosecution for private activities which violate it is an unconstitutional violation of privacy. Getting a BJ on New Year’s Eve in Times Square, however, would presumably not be consistered an activity in which one has a “reasonable expectation of privacy.”

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**Author:** ![december](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@december](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/december)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/15 "2003-01-11T18:31:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DLurker \*  
> \*\* That’s my story and I sticking to it! \*\*

Glad to know that you are willing to stand up for the law, to stick it out until you have full civil liberties, and to come to justice.

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**Author:** ![DLurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@DLurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DLurker)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/16 "2003-01-11T19:14:31Z")

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Alas, it’s a Hard job but someone has to do it… Well, don’t have to but I would be pleased and grateful to the lass that would be so accommodating…

::sorry officer. I can’t seem to find my fishing license. I was sure I had one.::

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/17 "2003-01-11T19:18:34Z")

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> Alas, it’s a Hard job but someone has to do it…

Ignoring the obvious pun on what you did in fact say, I misread the fourth word as “Hand” …

:o

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**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/18 "2003-01-11T21:25:52Z")

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> 15 States still have laws on the books, from Idaho, a Felony with max life in prison, to Florida with 60 Days and $500 max fine. This cite is Gay Law oriented.

Sorry to hijack, but…

LIFE IN PRISON FOR A BLOWJOB?! I’m assuming between consenting adults. Isn’t that a bit cruel and unusual ?

What’s the punishment for rape in that state? If it’s anything less than life than the State of Idaho needs to get its priorities straight.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/19 "2003-01-11T23:20:55Z")

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In California, fellatio is legal so long as both the blower and the blowee are 18 years old or older.

If the case described in the OP had happened in California, **both** the 16-year-old boy and the 15-year-old girl involved could be charged with a crime.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blowjobs-are-now-illegal/147960/20 "2003-01-11T23:34:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Polycarp \*  
> Even in New York, “consensual sodomy” is a class B misdemeanor…

New York State’s law against consensual sodomy [has been formally repealed](http://www.espany.org/briefingpackets/sodomy/sodomyfaq.html).

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> Sorry to hijack, but…
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> LIFE IN PRISON FOR A BLOWJOB?! I’m assuming between consenting adults. Isn’t that a bit cruel and unusual ?
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> What’s the punishment for rape in that state? If it’s anything less than life than the State of Idaho needs to get its priorities straight.

Idaho’s law against [“the infamous crime against nature”](http://www3.state.id.us/cgi-bin/newidst?sctid=180660005.K) provides for a punishment of “imprisonment in the state prison not less than five (5) years”–there is thus no maximum term, so in theory someone could be sentenced to life imprisonment. The Idaho law against [rape](http://www3.state.id.us/cgi-bin/newidst?sctid=180610004.K) provides for a punishment of “imprisonment in the state prison not less than one (1) year, and the imprisonment may be extended to life in the discretion of the District Judge”. Here is a [history of Idaho’s sodomy law](http://www.sodomylaws.org/sensibilities/idaho.htm).

[Article 125](http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/10/925.html) of the Uniform Code of Military Justice also makes consensual oral sex a crime for all persons in the military, whether on or off duty.

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