# Blue balls for women?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-balls-for-women/320022
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 4, 2005, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-balls-for-women/320022 "2005-09-04T07:10:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
**Page:** 3

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### Author: ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-balls-for-women/320022/41 "2005-09-06T14:56:46Z")

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> [@saramamalana](#):
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> What concerns me about the Hitachi Magic Wand is that apparently people buying it are experiencing foot fungus problems. Anyone else find that…misplaced?

What concerns me about it is that when I turned on the display model in the store, it made my _entire arm_ go numb.

It would ruin me for actual men _forever_.

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### Author: ![jellyblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@jellyblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jellyblue)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-balls-for-women/320022/42 "2005-09-06T16:35:02Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> What concerns me about it is that when I turned on the display model in the store, it made my _entire arm_ go numb.
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> It would ruin me for actual men _forever_.

My g.f. says it looks like it could strip paint , lol. If there were something that effective for men, society would grind to a screeching halt and the species would die out in a decade.  
:o  
(that would be the feel very very good smilie)

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### Author: ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-balls-for-women/320022/43 "2005-09-07T03:51:30Z")

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I really oughtta get me one of those suckers. But man they really do look huge!

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### Author: ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-balls-for-women/320022/44 "2005-09-07T03:57:39Z")

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I really oughtta get me one of those suckers. But man they really do look huge!

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### Author: ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-balls-for-women/320022/45 "2005-09-07T03:59:07Z")

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Dammit. :smack:

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### Author: ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-balls-for-women/320022/46 "2005-09-07T13:11:14Z")

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> [@saramamalana](#):
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> I really oughtta get me one of those suckers. But man they really do look huge!

They really _are_ huge. They scare me. And I don’t scare easily. 🙂

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