# Blue eyes vs brown eyes in music

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 4, 2006, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446 "2006-09-04T22:18:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/41 "2006-09-05T16:40:20Z")

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“Her Eyes Are a Blue Million Miles,” Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/42 "2006-09-05T16:53:32Z")

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**Almost Blue** - Elvis Costello

_Now your eyes are red  
from crying  
Almost blue…_

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/43 "2006-09-05T16:58:25Z")

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**Diamonds and Rust** - Joan Baez

_As I recall  
Your eyes were bluer than robins’ eggs_

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**Author:** ![MoodIndigo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@MoodIndigo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoodIndigo1)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/44 "2006-09-05T17:33:53Z")

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Nothing for blue-green eyes, I see. ☹

All the eye-color songs I know of have already been posted.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/45 "2006-09-05T18:22:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Cervaise]  
Actually, the real dark horse would probably be “Black Eyes” by Shut Up And Get Me Another Beer.  
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**Blackest Eyes** by Porcupine Tree beats them out.

How about **If I Ever Fall in Love** by Shai?

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> The very first time that I saw your brown eyes  
> Your lips said “Hello” and I said “Hi”

Perhaps not the greatest lyrics of all time, but…

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/46 "2006-09-05T19:38:36Z")

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Dave Matthews - Grey Blue Eyes

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/47 "2006-09-05T20:21:20Z")

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If you’ve ever seen El Mariachi, there is a HILLARIOUS (in context) song about castration that mentions a woman with “Northern Eyes” (the woman in question had blue eyes, though I’m not entirely sure what “Northern Eyes” would mean in the context of a naked mariachi singer in Mexico.

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**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/48 "2006-09-05T22:19:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar]  
**Blackest Eyes** by Porcupine Tree beats them out.

How about **If I Ever Fall in Love** by Shai?

Perhaps not the greatest lyrics of all time, but…  
[/QUOTE]

I think I love you for remembering not only who Shai was, but even the lyrics from one of their songs. That’s just lovely.

\<3

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**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/49 "2006-09-05T22:36:54Z")

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Hmm, there must be a Beatles song I can mention…

Ah, yes. Lucy in the sky with diamonds. Kaldeidoscope eyes would be both brown and blue, I suppose. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/50 "2006-09-05T22:45:43Z")

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And how about They Might Be Giants’ “Famous Polka”?

_The famous person has the same eye color as me_

How do we count that one?

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/51 "2006-09-05T22:49:57Z")

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[QUOTE=mr. jp]  
Kaldeidoscope eyes  
[/QUOTE]  
Actually, this is one of the most commonly misquoted lyrics in history. The line is really an homage to a brand of pastries that was much-beloved during the bandmates’ youth in Liverpool. It wasn’t that the pastries themselves were that great, but the sellers made a point of hiring pretty girls to staff the carts and sell the treats. The manufacturer was named after the Greek entrepreneur who started the company many years before; they unfortunately went bankrupt a while back. That’s why you can no longer find a girl with Kalidis Co. Pies anywhere.

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/52 "2006-09-05T23:08:25Z")

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How about “Sweat” by Inner Circle?

Standing across the room  
I saw you smile  
Said I want to talk to you-oo-oo  
For a little while  
But before I make my move  
My emotions start running wild  
My tongue gets tied  
And that’s no lie  
I´m looking in your eyes  
I´m looking in you big brown eyes  
Ooh yeah  
And I’ve got this to say to you  
Hey!

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/53 "2006-09-05T23:19:16Z")

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Some classic standards:

**That’s My Weakness Now** (“He’s got eyes of blue…”)  
**You’ve Got Your Mother’s Big Blue Eyes**  
**Russian Lullaby** (“Where a baby’s brown eyes glisten”)  
**Brown Eyes, Why Are You Blue?  
I’m Thinking Tonight Of My Blue Eyes  
Better Not Roll Those Blue, Blue Eyes  
Beautiful Brown Eyes  
Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain**

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**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/54 "2006-09-05T23:20:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Cervaise]  
Actually, this is one of the most commonly misquoted lyrics in history. The line is really an homage to a brand of pastries that was much-beloved during the bandmates’ youth in Liverpool. It wasn’t that the pastries themselves were that great, but the sellers made a point of hiring pretty girls to staff the carts and sell the treats. The manufacturer was named after the Greek entrepreneur who started the company many years before; they unfortunately went bankrupt a while back. That’s why you can no longer find a girl with Kalidis Co. Pies anywhere.  
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Omg, did you just invent this crazy story right now? That’s the weirdest post I have seen for some time.

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**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/55 "2006-09-05T23:24:35Z")

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Hey, I just noticed, noone mentioned Carpenters - (They Long To Be) Close To You, yet

So, they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold,  
And star-light in your eyes of blue.

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**Author:** ![Reloy3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c68b51/32.png) [@Reloy3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reloy3)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/56 "2006-09-06T14:54:56Z")

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A little Country mixed in (though Crystal Gayle was mentioned):

**The Bluest Eyes in Texas** by Restless Heart

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/57 "2006-09-06T15:46:22Z")

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[QUOTE=mr. jp]  
Omg, did you just invent this crazy story right now? That’s the weirdest post I have seen for some time.  
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I presume then that you missed my treatise on the genitalia of identical twins.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/58 "2006-09-06T15:54:35Z")

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As of post #57 the score is as follows(Minus Duplicates)

**Blue** 42

**Brown** 21

**Green** 5

**Black\Ebony** 4

**Red** 3

**Hazel** 1

**Kaleidoscope** 1

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/59 "2006-09-06T16:11:37Z")

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Do we count the songs that speak unfavorably of the person with that eye-color as votes in favor, or votes against?

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**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blue-eyes-vs-brown-eyes-in-music/371446/60 "2006-09-06T16:36:28Z")

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Thin Lizzy, _Roisin Dubh_

“Ah sure, Brendan where have you Behan?  
Looking for a girl with green eyes”

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