# Blurgh, tell me the Disgusting Things You Must Do

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**Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blurgh-tell-me-the-disgusting-things-you-must-do/943692/22 "2021-06-07T19:08:15Z")

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@ZipperJJ: Just how many critters _do_ you slaughter in that killing field you call a “back yard” so that the vultures have you on speed-dial?

> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> …Until I looked down and noticed that I was driving over a dead deer carcass.  
> … if I’d left that mower deck down I think I’d be in the running.

That would have been one for the record books for sure! And would’ve easily beaten my best animal cuisinart story by a couple hundred lbs.

> [@So this morning I killed my first mammal....](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-this-morning-i-killed-my-first-mammal/799907/39):
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> I’ve told the story before, but many years ago when I was learning to fly I killed a rabbit in midair with a Cessna. Airports unsurprisingly have lots of small critters: open spaces, lot of tallish grass, and no larger predators. So I’m landing one day and I’m a few seconds from landing when I spot a jackrabbit sitting on the runway just ahead, just beyond where I’m aiming to touch down. Being a benevolent sort, I adjust my aim up a bit intending to fly over him at a couple feet of altitude …

That whole thread from ~4 years ago has a bunch of entertaining animal corpses in it.

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