# Board performance problems

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-performance-problems/659491>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [May 27, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-performance-problems/659491 "2013-05-27T21:15:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
**Page:** 29

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-performance-problems/659491/562 "2014-07-12T00:58:33Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> I live in a condo. ☹

So do we, but we have grounds. Have to duck or pay off the security guard, but it’s doable. 😉

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2014, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-performance-problems/659491/563 "2014-07-12T12:08:00Z")

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Zapped again. Guess burying that cat wasn’t good for long. ☹

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**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2014, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-performance-problems/659491/564 "2014-07-12T19:47:49Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Zapped again. Guess burying that cat wasn’t good for long. ☹

Me too. For me, this had gone away for a while, but not it’s back. I’ve had it happen 3 or 4 times in the last week.

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2014, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-performance-problems/659491/565 "2014-07-12T21:53:22Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Zapped again. Guess burying that cat wasn’t good for long. ☹

Uh oh. I actually bought a cat just so I could bury it, just in case.  
Now I don’t know WHAT to do. Sigh.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-performance-problems/659491/566 "2014-07-13T02:54:22Z")

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> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#):
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> Uh oh. I actually bought a cat just so I could bury it, just in case.  
> Now I don’t know WHAT to do. Sigh.

It seemed to have worked for a day or two. I guess we’re gonna need a lot more cats.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2014, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-performance-problems/659491/567 "2014-07-16T03:50:45Z")

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Huh. Zapped again but this time with a new twist. Usually it zaps me at log-in. This time I got zapped after a couple of hours of being logged on.

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**Author:** ![jabiru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@jabiru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabiru)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2014, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-performance-problems/659491/568 "2014-07-16T05:13:58Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Huh. Zapped again but this time with a new twist. Usually it zaps me at log-in. This time I got zapped after a couple of hours of being logged on.

That happened to me as well this morning. I logged on ~11:30 and the board said my last log in was at ~09:30. Weird.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2014, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-performance-problems/659491/569 "2014-07-16T23:49:51Z")

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> [@jabiru](#):
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> That happened to me as well this morning. I logged on ~11:30 and the board said my last log in was at ~09:30. Weird.

No, usually I get zapped upon login. But yesterday it zapped me after a couple of hours logged on. I logged on about 9am, all was well, but at about, say 10:50am, it suddenly said my last login was 10:50am and eliminated all New Posts.

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**Author:** ![jabiru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@jabiru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabiru)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2014, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-performance-problems/659491/570 "2014-07-17T08:13:18Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> No, usually I get zapped upon login. But yesterday it zapped me after a couple of hours logged on. I logged on about 9am, all was well, but at about, say 10:50am, it suddenly said my last login was 10:50am and eliminated all New Posts.

Yes, so do I. The couple of hours’ lag reset has happened again today. It’s saying I last visited at 1:30pm today, at which time the computer wasn’t even on. So, again, lots and lots of threads which are unread but which appear as ‘read’. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-performance-problems/659491/571 "2014-07-18T16:49:02Z")

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Zapped again.

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**Author:** ![jabiru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@jabiru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabiru)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-performance-problems/659491/572 "2014-07-24T08:39:19Z")

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Yep. A three hour lag but the board has me having logged in this afternoon.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-performance-problems/659491/573 "2014-07-30T07:54:44Z")

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Zapped again. And this time on yet a different computer. The fault is definitely not on my end.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-performance-problems/659491/574 "2014-07-31T00:24:30Z")

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To whom it may constern:

There’s a new thread, started today (7/30/2014) by **Trinopus** on board performance complaints, which are starting to mount up again. So shall we consider closing this thread and continuing discussion in the other thread now? Or merge these threads?

[Stupid Republican Thread…Slow?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=729865) (Initially complaining about that thread, but quickly understood to be a board-wide growing problem, not pertaining to just that thread.)

(Reported to mods for their consideration.)

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-performance-problems/659491/575 "2014-07-31T00:34:18Z")

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Fair enough, since this is now 12 pages…

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