# Board Wars

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-wars/488615>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [March 7, 2009, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-wars/488615 "2009-03-07T01:55:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Glazer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a88e57/32.png) [@Glazer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glazer)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-wars/488615/1 "2009-03-07T01:55:02Z")

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The “Other Boards” thread was closed wile I was reading it. But in all of the request for clarification one thing was never asked.

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 What exactly are **Board Wars**?
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**Author:** ![Asylum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@Asylum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asylum)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-wars/488615/2 "2009-03-07T02:08:54Z")

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It’s where the members of two message boards get into a grudge match against each other and show up on each others board to cause trouble.

Search for “Left Behind Message Board” to see a board war the SDMB had years ago.

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-wars/488615/3 "2009-03-07T02:20:11Z")

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> [@Asylum](#):
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> Search for “Left Behind Message Board” to see a board war the SDMB had years ago.

Have you tried looking for that recently? Either my google-fu is weak or there aren’t enough clues there. . . or both.

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**Author:** ![Asylum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@Asylum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asylum)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-wars/488615/4 "2009-03-07T03:18:59Z")

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I can’t get the search function to work. I just get a blank page and refreshing tells me I just searched.

For what it’s worth I’m near positive it was started by a poster named Satan and it was in 2001 or earlier.

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-wars/488615/5 "2009-03-07T06:42:06Z")

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> [@Asylum](#):
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> I can’t get the search function to work. I just get a blank page and refreshing tells me I just searched.
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> For what it’s worth I’m near positive it was started by a poster named Satan and it was in 2001 or earlier.

:smack: Oooh. You were telling me to search the Dope archives. I thought you meant to look for the message board on google to see what happened there. :o

OK, making much more sense now. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-wars/488615/6 "2009-03-07T17:45:48Z")

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This began (and largely documents) the board war with LBMB:

[For David B, the good Doctor and others who are knowledgable about Creation debate](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=22165)

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-wars/488615/7 "2009-03-07T18:56:46Z")

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IME Board Wars are most often nipped in the bud by mods, so most people don’t realise that an attempt was made. Sorry, but I can’t give links.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2009, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-wars/488615/8 "2009-03-08T05:15:36Z")

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There was a good one with one of the more “influential” white supremacist message boards more recently. 2005ish, maybe\>?

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2009, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/board-wars/488615/9 "2009-03-08T05:33:11Z")

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As fun as it is to talk about past board wars, I think **Glazer** wanted to know, in general, what constitutes one. A board war is when a bunch of posters from one messageboard join another for the sole purpose of raising havoc and being jerks. The SDMB has weathered two such attacks: one from the Left Behind messageboard and another from Stormfront, a neo-nazi board.
