# "Bob" At Our Recent Oktoberfest Party

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bob-at-our-recent-oktoberfest-party/599802>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 16, 2011, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bob-at-our-recent-oktoberfest-party/599802 "2011-10-16T08:06:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bob-at-our-recent-oktoberfest-party/599802/1 "2011-10-16T08:06:07Z")

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More to come, but this is one I wanted y’all to see, our protector “Bob”, helping himself to a little bit of Oktoberfest cheer!

[![](https://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff71/Drummerboy49/005-1.jpg) ](https://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff71/Drummerboy49/005-1.jpg)

Thanks,

Quasi

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bob-at-our-recent-oktoberfest-party/599802/2 "2011-10-16T10:23:27Z")

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Good to see Bob’s getting oiled in his armour, **Quas** i! Does he use a straw to stop the beer having a metallic taste, or has he had the ‘tooth enamel talk’ from his dentist?

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bob-at-our-recent-oktoberfest-party/599802/3 "2011-10-16T10:49:01Z")

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Awesome plumage on the helmet! I approve.

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bob-at-our-recent-oktoberfest-party/599802/4 "2011-10-16T14:44:40Z")

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Plumage? I thought that was a blue beer brain explosion.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bob-at-our-recent-oktoberfest-party/599802/5 "2011-10-16T16:48:00Z")

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> [@freckafree](#):
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> Awesome plumage on the helmet! I approve.

The plumage don’t enter into it—it’s stone dead!

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bob-at-our-recent-oktoberfest-party/599802/6 "2011-10-16T17:18:29Z")

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As somebody who was born in Bavaria\*, I approve.

Good job, Quasi!

\*=Specifically, Munchen.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bob-at-our-recent-oktoberfest-party/599802/7 "2011-10-16T17:33:47Z")

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Bob looks a little stiff. Is he getting too much Enzyte?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bob-at-our-recent-oktoberfest-party/599802/8 "2011-10-16T18:16:57Z")

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I was hoping [Bob Dobbs](http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics6/funway/JR-BOB-DOBBS.jpg) showed up!

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bob-at-our-recent-oktoberfest-party/599802/9 "2011-10-16T20:02:44Z")

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> [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](#):
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> Good to see Bob’s getting oiled in his armour, **Quas** i! Does he use a straw to stop the beer having a metallic taste, or has he had the ‘tooth enamel talk’ from his dentist?

Well, since he did security for us that night, he wasn’t able to drink with us, so when we finally invited him, he used the straw to “catch up”, **6**!;)😃

Thanks

Q

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bob-at-our-recent-oktoberfest-party/599802/10 "2011-10-18T02:33:19Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I was hoping [Bob Dobbs](http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics6/funway/JR-BOB-DOBBS.jpg) showed up!

Hey, **John**!

Sorry I’m late, but do you mean that guy with no arms and legs on the Cartoon Network? There was also National Lampoon’s cartoon guy - what was he called?- I forget, but he always had a hankie and smoked a pipe.

God, I miss the National Lampoon! Don’t y’all?  
Thanks

Q

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bob-at-our-recent-oktoberfest-party/599802/11 "2011-10-18T02:41:16Z")

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> [@Quasimodem](#):
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> Sorry I’m late, but do you mean that guy with no arms and legs on the Cartoon Network?

[J.R. ‘Bob’ Dobbs](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._R._%22Bob%22_Dobbs), the figurehead of the Church of the SubGenius. 😉

> [@Quasimodem](#):
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> There was also National Lampoon’s cartoon guy - what was he called?- I forget, but he always had a hankie and smoked a pipe.
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> God, I miss the National Lampoon! Don’t y’all?

[The Appletons](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EJXVpbfchUk/TExvoxTmiuI/AAAAAAAAADw/Ha5I8FMXIfU/s1600/BK+Taylor+May+1980.jpg)!

(You may have to c&p the url – and zoom in.)

Yep, I miss the ol’ Lamp.

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bob-at-our-recent-oktoberfest-party/599802/12 "2011-10-18T15:42:03Z")

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I read that this year, a liter of beer at the Munich Oktoberfest went for 9 Euros! That is about $12 a mug?!  
Geez, for that price, it would actually be cheaper for Bob to be drinking his oil.
