# Boba Fett vs Master Chief

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boba-fett-vs-master-chief/421051>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 30, 2007, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boba-fett-vs-master-chief/421051 "2007-09-30T18:47:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boba-fett-vs-master-chief/421051/41 "2007-10-05T18:20:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Terrifel]  
Master Chef Wolfgang Puck could defeat Boba Fett.  
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Yes, but Iron Chef Rokusaburo Michiba could mop the floor with Master Chef Wolfgang Puck and turn the mop squeezings into a delightful culinary masterpiece. 😛

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**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boba-fett-vs-master-chief/421051/42 "2007-10-05T18:46:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Ogre]  
Sure, but Vader’s the End Level Boss. They gotta fight.  
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Well, if you’re going to bring cinematic necessities into it, then the good guy defeats the bad guy 😛 .

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**Author:** ![abilotti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a6a055/32.png) [@abilotti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abilotti)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boba-fett-vs-master-chief/421051/43 "2007-10-05T19:04:20Z")

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Well as mentioned before, MC weighs 1000 pounds and stands seven feet tall. Plus the guy is apparently the master of any weapon, and can break metal in half.

On the other hand, he is known to have quite a few weaknesses:  
He dies instantly on contact with water  
If he is struck in the back, he dies instantly

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boba-fett-vs-master-chief/421051/44 "2007-10-05T19:34:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Max the Immortal]  
Well, if you’re going to bring cinematic necessities into it, then the good guy defeats the bad guy 😛 .  
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Yeah, but only after MC dies 72 times, you uninstall the game out of sheer frustration, forget about it for a year, bitch about it on a fan message board or two, reinstall it, and finally defeat Vader using a ridiculous level bug (for some reason, if I stay behind this barrel, Vader never hits me!)

😃

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