# Bobo Dead. Tarzan Angry. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 14, 2004, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102 "2004-07-14T17:09:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![The\_Long\_Road](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@The\_Long\_Road](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Long_Road)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/21 "2004-07-15T04:44:13Z")
> [@vix](#): > > There’s some… interesting commentary about Bobo’s death on the [message boards](http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/news/community_forum.html) at the [Palm Beach Post](http://www.palmbeachpost.com/). > > :dubious: Like this sample > [@](#): > > Safety An Illusion By SoulDad > To suggest that murdering Bobo was somehow justified… surely, those folks are Republican’s and also would attempt to justify the ongoing slaughter of innocent human beings in Iraq, as well. mmmmmmmk ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/22 "2004-07-15T05:00:49Z")
> [@](#): > > instead referring to Hawkes character as _Zan of the Jungle_. Me Zan. You Jayna. ---
**Author:** ![Sinful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Sinful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinful)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/23 "2004-07-15T06:32:47Z")
It’s Florida, what did you honestly expect? Its been a good couple decades since common sense prevailed there… For that matter, whatever happened to Roy? Did he die or go into a coma or something? ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/24 "2004-07-15T10:40:15Z")
What a twit… I loathe the idea of keeping exotic animals as pets. Even where the people involved are trained professionals, accidents happen. (As people have been saying, look at Roy…) When any twit can get a large feline for a pet… do these people realize that dogs and cats have thousands of years of selective breeding to make 'em tolerant of humans? There was a story a few years ago about a kid showing up to school sleeping in class because the **baby tiger** in his bedroom was hungry and wanted to play and was chewing on him!!! And you know what happened? They took the effing tiger to a rescue facility, and left the kid with the parents… I’m sorry that the tiger was killed, but… I don’t think it was a grave injustice, at that point. The injustice was letting Sipek own that animal for so long after it had mauled someone else. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/25 "2004-07-15T13:57:51Z")
I find myself wondering what the people on that message board would be saying if it was a person who lunged at the cop and got shot… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/26 "2004-07-15T14:12:54Z")
I’d like to see us play them in Message Board Jeopardy. Not only would it be easy money but we’d get to laugh our asses off at their answers. Some of their stuff was straight out of a SNL skit. ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/27 "2004-07-15T14:21:43Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > I find myself wondering what the people on that message board would be saying if it was a person who lunged at the cop and got shot… A person doesn’t have the ability to knock a 225lb hand to hand combat trained cop down and rip his throat out in one swift manuever. \* Maybe\* if the person was 600lbs had 3’ long fangs could out run/accelerate anyone and could rip limbs off you could make a comparison. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/28 "2004-07-15T14:27:37Z")
(Sorry for being picky.) 1. You cannot murder an animal. By definition. 2. You cannot preform an autopsy on an animal. Again, by definition. The word they were looking for is necropsy. (Or even postmortem examination.) I now return you to the discussion already in progress. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/29 "2004-07-15T14:48:02Z")
> [@Tony Montana](#): > > A person doesn’t have the ability to knock a 225lb hand to hand combat trained cop down and rip his throat out in one swift manuever. \* Maybe\* if the person was 600lbs had 3’ long fangs could out run/accelerate anyone and could rip limbs off you could make a comparison. Actually, I know quite a few people who could take out a cop in one shot. Just to make sure we’re on the same page here, I think the cop did the right thing, Tarzan’s an idiot, and his neighbors are worse. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/30 "2004-07-15T14:50:22Z")
> [@Paul in Saudi](#): > > 1. You cannot murder an animal. By definition. Very true. I found that “they murdered Bobo” crap really, really irritating. ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/31 "2004-07-15T15:12:35Z")
Tigers are not pets. Neither are other big cats. Idiot. I feel bad for the tiger, but under the circumstances, I suppose it was understandable. I can’t bring myself to feel bad for the idiot owner, though. Tigers ARE dangerous animals, and should not be pets. Period. ---
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/32 "2004-07-15T18:49:44Z")
> [@Exgineer](#): > > Wow. That’s all you can really say. Those people have an extremely tenuous grip on reality. Well what do you expect, **Exie**? You know what kind of morons and social misfits post to message boar… Never mind. Move along, please. Nothing to see here. ---
**Author:** ![elfbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b782af/32.png) [@elfbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfbabe)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/33 "2004-07-15T20:03:07Z")
> [@Sinful](#): > > For that matter, whatever happened to Roy? Did he die or go into a coma or something? He’s apparently doing rather well, as people mauled by tigers go. [This news article](http://www.contracostatimes.com/mld/cctimes/news/nation/9134727.htm?1c) says that he’s “regained the ability to speak and write”, and that they’re making a tv show about the whole thing. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/34 "2004-07-15T23:34:52Z")
You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the owner presented with a bill for all the police hours that were consumed in hunting down this pet. Really – the guy HAD to have been a negligent owner. Who keeps a potentially man-killing beast behind ‘security’ that some wandering vandal can’t casually defeat? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/35 "2004-07-15T23:57:30Z")
[Animal Cruelty Charges Filed](http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/auto/epaper/editions/thursday/local_news_045fce3ca30630b4004a.html). (No, not against the wildlife officers!) > [@](#): > > The Loxahatchee woman who offered her pig as bait to capture Bobo the tiger will be cited for animal cruelty for hauling the 5-month-old porker in her trunk [in 90-degree weather], according to Animal Care and Control Director Diane Sauve. […] > > [Linda] Meredith, wearing a tiger print and a gold lion medallion, pleaded with deputies to take the piglet named Baby by its hind legs or twist its ears to make it squeal and attract the hungry tiger. What a circus. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/36 "2004-07-16T03:41:14Z")
Folks, you can rip on the guy who thinks that tigers are nothing more than big pussycats all you want. He deserves it. But please, PLEASE let’s not start board wars, OK? No matter how much they deserve it. And no, I haven’t checked out the other board myself, it’s just SDMB policy that we don’t want board wars. Lynn For the Straight Dope ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/37 "2004-07-16T04:34:05Z")
uh oh Hear tell Al Sharpton has taken an interest in the case. 😃 I’m kidding but what if I wasn’t? ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/38 "2004-07-16T04:56:13Z")
I am getting entirely too much fun-value that Palm Beach Post forum site. Amazing what the lesser portions of the internet look like. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102/39 "2004-07-16T05:36:50Z")
> [@Sinful](#): > > It’s Florida, what did you honestly expect? Its been a good couple decades since common sense prevailed there… :dubious: I wouldn’t mind a lack of cheap shots at my home state. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bobo-dead-tarzan-angry/255102.md?page=1)