# Bod Rock Hard. What the....?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bod-rock-hard-what-the/742142>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 4, 2016, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bod-rock-hard-what-the/742142 "2016-01-04T09:43:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2016, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bod-rock-hard-what-the/742142/1 "2016-01-04T09:43:03Z")

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I like the Bod sprays. They’re a cheap everyday scent. I’ve gotten 8 different kinds at Big Lots for 80 cents each for a 1.8 ounce bottle.

But recently I bought some called ["Rock Hard’](http://bodman.pdcbrandsusa.com/bod-man-rock-hard-8-oz-fragrance-body-spray). It’s supposed to have different aromas of orange and rosemary, persimmon and water jasmine.

I sprayed a bit of it and my wife yells “:eek:MG! That smells like piss!” I though it did too.  
Later my daughter came over and I asked her to smell it. “Gross, Pater! Did you pee in there?” Then my sister in-law got a whiff. She swears she could smell the ammonia of fresh urine!

This bottle was sealed when I bought it. Is it really supposed to smell this way or am I the victim of a horrible prank? Or do the special oils in these things go bad after a while?

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2016, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bod-rock-hard-what-the/742142/2 "2016-01-04T13:33:34Z")

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60 percent of the time, it works every time.
