# Body found in blood-soaked car in Calgary alley;  police term death "suspicious"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-found-in-blood-soaked-car-in-calgary-alley-police-term-death-suspicious/678434>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 10, 2014, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-found-in-blood-soaked-car-in-calgary-alley-police-term-death-suspicious/678434 "2014-01-10T13:13:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![wedgehed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8edcca/32.png) [@wedgehed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wedgehed)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-found-in-blood-soaked-car-in-calgary-alley-police-term-death-suspicious/678434/21 "2014-01-12T06:03:04Z")

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Maybe Eskimos took him for his blubber.

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-found-in-blood-soaked-car-in-calgary-alley-police-term-death-suspicious/678434/22 "2014-01-12T06:11:57Z")

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This was Calgary, not Edmonton.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-found-in-blood-soaked-car-in-calgary-alley-police-term-death-suspicious/678434/23 "2014-01-12T06:19:38Z")

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> [@bunyupp](#):
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> What you have are probably “Chupacastors” (beaver suckers)…no, not that kind of beaver, I’m referring to the large semi-aquatic rodent beaver.

“beaver sucker” can be interpreted in so many ways.

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**Author:** ![wedgehed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8edcca/32.png) [@wedgehed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wedgehed)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-found-in-blood-soaked-car-in-calgary-alley-police-term-death-suspicious/678434/24 "2014-01-12T06:30:57Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> This was Calgary, not Edmonton.

What, you never get the munchies on a road trip?

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-found-in-blood-soaked-car-in-calgary-alley-police-term-death-suspicious/678434/25 "2014-01-12T06:31:54Z")

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Not only is it **suspicious** , but **somebody** is responsible! :dubious:

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**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-found-in-blood-soaked-car-in-calgary-alley-police-term-death-suspicious/678434/26 "2014-01-12T06:44:37Z")

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Saskatchewan managed its first homicide by January 4th. Calgary needs to step up its game.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-found-in-blood-soaked-car-in-calgary-alley-police-term-death-suspicious/678434/27 "2014-01-12T08:32:55Z")

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Was there a wood chipper nearby?

and am I the only reading the thread title as BABY found in blood soaked car… (I’m picturing a live baby, covered in blood acting all innocent)

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