# Body of missing Sara Lee executive found frozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 24, 2004, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832 "2004-09-24T06:00:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/1 "2004-09-24T06:00:14Z")
[Link](http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/24/missing.exec.ap/index.html) Okay, I know I’m going to hell for this…but the first thing I thought, even before I clicked on the link, was, “expiration date”. _:::Bad Rilchiam. No cookie.:::_ ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/2 "2004-09-24T06:27:56Z")
Poor guy. That’s so fucked up. I hope the bastards choke to death on cheesecake. Imagine the guy panicking as he tried in vain to suck oxygen through duct tape. Sometimes I actually hope there’s a Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/3 "2004-09-24T06:30:45Z")
Okay, now that I’ve gotten the snark out of the way, I love how they say “his death was a mistake”. :wally ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/4 "2004-09-24T07:11:43Z")
_Somebody_ doesn’t like Sara Lee. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/5 "2004-09-24T07:29:48Z")
> [@Rilchiam](#): > > [Link](http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/24/missing.exec.ap/index.html) > > Okay, I know I’m going to hell for this…but the first thing I thought, even before I clicked on the link, was, “expiration date”. > > _:::Bad Rilchiam. No cookie.:::_ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/6 "2004-09-24T08:28:51Z")
It appears he was quiescently frozen. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/7 "2004-09-24T12:04:04Z")
> [@Snooooopy](#): > > It appears he was quiescently frozen. That’s just wrong… Do you think we can get that put up as the epitaph? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/8 "2004-09-24T12:41:21Z")
I am taking a take-home midterm for Financial Accounting this weekend using Sara Lee’s financial statements…I gotta work this into my answers. **Rilchiam** , you funny. -Tcat ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/9 "2004-09-24T12:53:05Z")
The guy was very well known around town; well liked and influential. It was nice to hear all the people that called into local radio to share their memories. I’m not trying to be a wet blanket, I promise. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/10 "2004-09-24T12:56:44Z")
Was he found in your grocer’s freezer? I’m sorry, I’m going to hell too. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/11 "2004-09-24T13:06:23Z")
On top of a stryrofoam tray, wrapped in cellophane? ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/12 "2004-09-24T13:09:05Z")
> [@](#): > > “When they got here they realized their victim was dead,” Clark said in Sevierville. “Mr. Edens put him in a deep freeze and took the (body) to a storage facility and left it there. Why, I don’t know.” They had to make a pot of coffee first? They didn’t want the frosting to stick? (racing everyone else to hell, and winning.) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/13 "2004-09-24T13:40:09Z")
> [@Snooooopy](#): > > It appears he was quiescently frozen. Ok **Snooooopy** that is it, just quit posting now as you have peaked. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/14 "2004-09-24T15:42:44Z")
In the interests of posting a humorous reply, I searched the Sara Lee page and found this. > [@](#): > > Deliciously Moist! Our **Master Bakers** have created a special recipe cake using only the finest ingredients, and then added layers of delicate, creamy icing for a delectable, extra moist taste. Bolding mine. How’d you like to have _that_ on your resume? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/15 "2004-09-24T16:40:57Z")
How horrible you all are, to take such malicious amusement in the tragic murder of a human being. _desperately stifles a giggle_ ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/16 "2004-09-24T17:11:16Z")
**Ethilrist,** I think I’d rather master baking than tell people I pack fudge for Fanny Farmer. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/17 "2004-09-24T17:19:29Z")
Will there be a viewing and, if so, will it be in the deli case? ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/18 "2004-09-24T17:34:48Z")
Prior to burial, he will be frosted and rolled in coconut. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/19 "2004-09-24T18:19:25Z")
I hope they remembered to remove all the packaging before defrosting him. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/20 "2004-09-24T23:28:10Z")
You people are **sick.** James Dale Cockman, on the other hand, is all-natural and preservative-free. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832.md?page=2)