# Body of missing Sara Lee executive found frozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 24, 2004, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832 "2004-09-24T06:00:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/21 "2004-09-24T23:52:51Z")
Man, I was SO hoping this was going to be an _Onion_ article. This is one of those cases where folks with an out of control humor gene will get smacked by the chronically correct. Horrible way to go, damned funny circumstances…apart from the violence, of course. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/22 "2004-09-29T17:35:39Z")
H E Y !!! K I D N A P P E R S !!! NEXT TIME YOU GRAB SOMEONE AND DUCT TAPE THEIR MOUTH’S SHUT. DON’T TAPE THEIR NOSES SHUT TOO. A BIOLOGICAL OBSERVATION: NOT MANY PEOPLE BREATHE OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLES!!! :wally :wally :wally :wally :wally ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/23 "2004-09-29T17:59:03Z")
I am so ashamed of myself. I read the thread title and started snerking. I’m so bad. The poor guy. How could they do such a thing! I guess it’s true… Everybody doesn’t like something… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/24 "2004-09-29T18:08:04Z")
**ouryL** , did you come back for seconds? ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/25 "2004-09-29T20:51:00Z")
I Am Master Baking Like A Mother Fudger! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/26 "2004-09-29T20:53:00Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > I Am Master Baking Like A Mother Fudger! Heh. Now why was I thinking your user name should be **Maude Dibb**? ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832/27 "2004-09-29T21:08:49Z")
I didn’t chuckle at the article, but I don’t think I would be able to keep a straight face while talking to the guy. “Yes, sir, Mr. Cockman! Oh, and you do have a three o’clock with Mr. Assman today.” _snork_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-of-missing-sara-lee-executive-found-frozen/265832.md?page=1)