# Body parts that you're missing **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 12, 2005, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-parts-that-youre-missing/325922 "2005-10-12T18:14:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Aangelica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Aangelica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aangelica)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-parts-that-youre-missing/325922/81 "2005-10-13T14:36:32Z")
I feel so left out. I’m still all factory original. Never had either a hymen or wisdom teeth - so had none to loose. Tonsills, appendix, gall bladder all in original working order. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-parts-that-youre-missing/325922/82 "2005-10-13T16:17:05Z")
Spine. ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-parts-that-youre-missing/325922/83 "2005-10-13T16:51:48Z")
I’m not missing anything, but my ass has a crack in it. ---
**Author:** ![mischievous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mischievous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mischievous)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-parts-that-youre-missing/325922/84 "2005-10-13T17:44:57Z")
Oooh! I forgot! Not only am I missing my hymen, but I had it removed **surgically**! mischievous ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-parts-that-youre-missing/325922/85 "2005-10-13T17:52:32Z")
> [@Sattua](#): > > Four wisdom teeth, a patch of melanoma, and my frenulum… that’s the piece of gum that makes a gap between the front teeth, right? > > Oo, and all of my _baby teeth_. As far as I knew, the frenulum was a part of the penis (the one on the underside). I still have my foreskin (hah!), but I’m missing some hair from the top of my head. I have a feeling that I’m going to continue to be missing some hair in the future. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-parts-that-youre-missing/325922/86 "2005-10-13T17:53:43Z")
I’m missing a salivary gland, 3 wisdom teeth, and some regular teeth were pulled out to make way for braces. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfgrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@Wolfgrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfgrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-parts-that-youre-missing/325922/87 "2005-10-13T18:19:15Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Mine didn’t start coming in till I was about twenty-four, and even now, I only have two and a half–one was pulled, two are fully out, and one is apparently only going to come out halfway. > > I no longer have a gall bladder, but it was holding me back. You may be my evil twin, or I yours. Except that I think my wisdom teeth waited till I was 25, or at least that’s the first I remember noticing them coming in. One of them finally started bothering me enough to have it removed five years later. The others don’t bother me, though my dentist thinks I should have the one that’s halfway in removed because he finds it hard to get at for cleaning and therefore it may eventually become abcessed. I started having trouble with the gall bladder roughly about the same time the wisdom teeth made their first appearance, but it came out a lot faster. I still think that was the best thing I ever did. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-parts-that-youre-missing/325922/88 "2005-10-13T19:45:07Z")
Tonsils Wisdom Teeth Gall Bladder Fallopian tubes ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-parts-that-youre-missing/325922/89 "2005-10-13T20:46:44Z")
**Found:** [ul] [li]227 Assorted Teeth[/li][li]20 Tonsils[/li][li]15 Foreskins[/li][li]14 Skin Tags[/li][li]11 Appendices[/li][li]9 Gall Bladders[/li][li]9 Moles[/li][li]7 Ovaries[/li][li]7 Fallopian Tubes[/li][li]6 Adenoids[/li][li]6 Small sections of vas deferens[/li][li]4 Toenails[/li][li]4 Uteruses[/li][li]3 Placentas[/li][li]3 Cysts[/li][li]3 Hymens[/li][li]3 Eye lenses[/li][li]2 Nasal Septums[/li][li]2 Youthful Idealisms[/li][li]2 Lymph Nodes[/li][li]2 Middle Ear Bones[/li][li]1 chunk Abdomen[/li][li]1 chunk Thigh flesh[/li][li]1 Philtrum[/li][li]1 Esophagus[/li][li]1 Butt[/li][li]1 Melanoma[/li][li]1 Frenulum[/li][li]1 Omentum[/li][li]1 Anterior Cruciate Ligament[/li][li]1 Femur ball joint[/li][li]1 Soul[/li][li]1 Stomach[/li][li]1 Colon[/li][li]1 Left Femur[/li][li]1 Parotid Gland[/li][li]1 Spleen[/li][li]1 Spine[/li][li]1 Salivary Gland[/li][li]One half Hamstring[/li][li]Some Marbles[/li][li]Some Pubic-hair follicle bearing skin[/li][li]Some Left knee pieces[/li][li]Some Brain Cells[/li][li]1 large chunk Intellect[/li][li]8 inches Large Intestine[/li][li]40 lbs Breast tissue[/li][li]20cc Brain matter[/li][li]1 Common Sense[/li][li]1 Ex-girlfriend’s ass[/li][li]1 Mercedes[/li][/ul] If you can describe them, they’re yours. Contact Jpeg Jones. Unclaimed body parts will be donated. ---
**Author:** ![mischievous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mischievous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mischievous)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-parts-that-youre-missing/325922/90 "2005-10-13T21:06:38Z")
> [@Jpeg Jones](#): > > Unclaimed body parts will be donated. I’ll take both of the Youthful Idealisms, the large chunk of intellect, the brain cells, and I know someone who can put the foreskins to good use. That is, if they’re not claimed by the original owners. mischievous ---
**Author:** ![moonstarssun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@moonstarssun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moonstarssun)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-parts-that-youre-missing/325922/91 "2005-10-13T21:08:17Z")
> [@Jpeg Jones](#): > > **Found:** > > [ul] > [li]227 Assorted Teeth[/li][li]20 Tonsils[/li][li]15 Foreskins[/li][li]14 Skin Tags[/li][li]11 Appendices[/li][li]9 Gall Bladders[/li][li]9 Moles[/li][li]7 Ovaries[/li][li]7 Fallopian Tubes[/li][li]6 Adenoids[/li][li]6 Small sections of vas deferens[/li][li]4 Toenails[/li][li]4 Uteruses[/li][li]3 Placentas[/li][li]3 Cysts[/li][li]3 Hymens[/li][li]3 Eye lenses[/li][li]2 Nasal Septums[/li][li]2 Youthful Idealisms[/li][li]2 Lymph Nodes[/li][li]2 Middle Ear Bones[/li][li]1 chunk Abdomen[/li][li]1 chunk Thigh flesh[/li][li]1 Philtrum[/li][li]1 Esophagus[/li][li]1 Butt[/li][li]1 Melanoma[/li][li]1 Frenulum[/li][li]1 Omentum[/li][li]1 Anterior Cruciate Ligament[/li][li]1 Femur ball joint[/li][li]1 Soul[/li][li]1 Stomach[/li][li]1 Colon[/li][li]1 Left Femur[/li][li]1 Parotid Gland[/li][li]1 Spleen[/li][li]1 Spine[/li][li]1 Salivary Gland[/li][li]One half Hamstring[/li][li]Some Marbles[/li][li]Some Pubic-hair follicle bearing skin[/li][li]Some Left knee pieces[/li][li]Some Brain Cells[/li][li]1 large chunk Intellect[/li][li]8 inches Large Intestine[/li][li]40 lbs Breast tissue[/li][li]20cc Brain matter[/li][li]1 Common Sense[/li][li]1 Ex-girlfriend’s ass[/li][li]1 Mercedes[/li][/ul] > > If you can describe them, they’re yours. Contact Jpeg Jones. > > Unclaimed body parts will be donated. If no one claims it, can I have some of the breast tissue? I’ll also take the Mercedes, and the ex-girlfriend’s ass if I can trade my own for it. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-parts-that-youre-missing/325922/92 "2005-10-14T01:47:03Z")
Foreskin Tonsils Adenoids 17 teeth (being replaced slowly, at great expense) I’ll take those foreskins if nobody wants them. I would make a really cool change purse, that when you rub it, it turns into a wallet. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-parts-that-youre-missing/325922/93 "2005-10-14T03:12:13Z")
> [@mischievous](#): > > Oooh! I forgot! Not only am I missing my hymen, but I had it removed **surgically**! Playing doctors and nurses :)? I am missing tonsils, adenoids (whatever they are), and a foreskin. ---
**Author:** ![Craneop2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Craneop2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Craneop2)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-parts-that-youre-missing/325922/94 "2005-10-14T04:16:56Z")
64 teeth.(Do we get 32 baby teeth?) foreskin One section of artery from my right leg. Second toe on my right foot. A WHOLE lot of energy that I had 20 years ago! Other than all that I am good to go. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-parts-that-youre-missing/325922/95 "2005-10-14T05:03:47Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > Don’t ask. Methane 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/body-parts-that-youre-missing/325922.md?page=4)