# Bodypoet is cleaning house! (I need cheerleaders.)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bodypoet-is-cleaning-house-i-need-cheerleaders/95962>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 29, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bodypoet-is-cleaning-house-i-need-cheerleaders/95962 "2001-11-29T18:07:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![papergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aca169/32.png) [@papergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/papergirl)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bodypoet-is-cleaning-house-i-need-cheerleaders/95962/21 "2001-11-30T12:02:26Z")

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Today’s Plan:  
Finish cleaning the living room. (Someone may drop by, so I have to at least have it in non-frightening status.) Sweep. Clean that nasty bathroom…it’s only nasty because we put in a new tub and there is dust all over, so it just needs a good wipe-down.  
Sweep the halls. With bowls of jelly. Fa la la la la, etc.  
Cook all the food that is in my fridge that has to be cooked TODAY OR ELSE. Pork chops, chicken, and hamburger. At least we will have food all day.  
Wash both babies–they are minimum 2-bath-per-day babies, but since they are starting out grimy, they may need three today.  
IF I can get all that done today, then this evening I can play with wax and oils!

What say you, support group? Can it be done?

~k

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bodypoet-is-cleaning-house-i-need-cheerleaders/95962/22 "2001-11-30T15:06:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Omniscient \*  
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> > And waking up in a clean house? Forget it. It’s better than sex.
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> Girls…you are _seriously_ not doing it right. \*\*

Well, it’s a plus if it’s my house. And he does the cleaning. And the cooking. And the laundry.

But I’ll take the sex too, as well as the clean house.

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**Author:** ![Leifsmama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a698b9/32.png) [@Leifsmama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leifsmama)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bodypoet-is-cleaning-house-i-need-cheerleaders/95962/23 "2001-11-30T16:46:13Z")

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Yeah!!! Day two!!! Go Go Go Go!!!

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