# Bollocks, the SDMB is finally Vipered at work.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollocks-the-sdmb-is-finally-vipered-at-work/360898>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 16, 2006, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollocks-the-sdmb-is-finally-vipered-at-work/360898 "2006-06-16T06:40:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollocks-the-sdmb-is-finally-vipered-at-work/360898/21 "2006-06-16T21:48:16Z")

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You kids! Take your friendly back and forth bantering elsewhere!

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**Author:** ![TastesLikeBurning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@TastesLikeBurning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TastesLikeBurning)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollocks-the-sdmb-is-finally-vipered-at-work/360898/22 "2006-06-17T05:17:00Z")

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This might help.

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**Author:** ![matt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@matt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollocks-the-sdmb-is-finally-vipered-at-work/360898/23 "2006-06-17T08:00:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Mangetout]  
Kids at that age are lousy at detecting sentience anyway; can’t you be substituted by an equal mass of non-sentient meat (say, a side of beef) and be freed up to continue posting?  
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This is **SM’s** kid we’re talking about here! I’m sure he would apply a real-world Turing test based on responses to loud noises and evil smells, and detect the substitution.

No, the answer is to get your priorities straight and quit your job!

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**Author:** ![crazyjoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@crazyjoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazyjoe)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollocks-the-sdmb-is-finally-vipered-at-work/360898/24 "2006-06-21T03:03:31Z")

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For me, it’s websense. They decided this is a “chat board” and so it’s off limits now.

Poop.

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**Author:** ![crazyjoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@crazyjoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazyjoe)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollocks-the-sdmb-is-finally-vipered-at-work/360898/25 "2006-06-21T18:11:24Z")

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Wow, the IP address thing really works. How stupid is websense?

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