# Bollywood does condoms

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 31, 2007, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651 "2007-10-31T01:20:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/21 "2007-10-31T04:14:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Anaamika]  
I knew it was something else. But what does the “B” stand for? I thought it was just a corruption of Holly wood.  
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Isn’t it from Bombay, where the Indian movie industry is located?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/22 "2007-10-31T04:15:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Sunspace]  
Isn’t it from Bombay, where the Indian movie industry is located?  
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:smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:

Going to slink off to bed now.

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**Author:** ![qubed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f07891/32.png) [@qubed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/qubed)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/23 "2007-10-31T04:56:56Z")

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Yes, the B stands for Bombay, where the main Hindi-language Indian movie industry is located. Often, to outsiders, “Bollywood” encompasses the entire Indian movie industry, though this is not really correct. There are very significant regional movie industries around India. One of the bigger ones in based in Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh where films are shot in the regional language of Telugu. Over there, they took the name of Bollywood and called it Tollywood – the T standing for Telugu.

However, it does look like this wasn’t actually made by the film industry, and instead by a non-profit organization. But it’s certainly meant to be in the style of a Bollywood/Tollywood flick.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/24 "2007-10-31T05:22:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Anaamika]  
[Condoms](http://www.lemonzoo.com/funny_videos/19322/Bollywood_does_condoms.html)  
I don’t know whether to be ashamed or proud of my country.  
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I vote “proud.” That was awesome!

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**Author:** ![Septima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Septima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Septima)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/25 "2007-10-31T11:44:51Z")

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They’re like weird little pointy tele-tubbies!

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/26 "2007-10-31T12:14:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Septima]  
They’re like weird little pointy tele-tubbies!  
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I was going to say that Tinky Winky forget his murse.

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**Author:** ![Graycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Graycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Graycat)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/27 "2007-10-31T14:05:46Z")

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I thought it was cool that the music was credited to Sai Krishna. Is that the deity? And is that customary in music credits, or was the music something traditionally held to be composed by Krishna?

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**Author:** ![qubed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f07891/32.png) [@qubed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/qubed)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/28 "2007-10-31T16:28:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Graycat]  
I thought it was cool that the music was credited to Sai Krishna. Is that the deity? And is that customary in music credits, or was the music something traditionally held to be composed by Krishna?  
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Lots of people are named after deities. So, it’s probably just some musician with Krishna’s name.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/29 "2007-10-31T17:14:04Z")

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Great. Now I have a bollyWoody.

(Though I have to say, based on the movies I’ve seen from this genre, they cut a few corners on the skill level and/or rehearsal time for the dancers…)

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**Author:** ![Caffeine.addict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Caffeine.addict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caffeine.addict)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/30 "2007-10-31T18:04:20Z")

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That was awesome. It looks pretty low budget compared to your average Bollywood production with the dancing and the choreography wasn’t as intricate as in some Bollywood numbers.

That said, it was pretty smart in terms of a PSA in that they know their audience. The musical number was kinda catchy.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/31 "2007-10-31T18:28:31Z")

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It was kind of long for a PSA. I wonder where it’s shown?

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/32 "2007-10-31T18:31:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Anaamika]  
They actually shot it through villages it seems.  
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Well, hopefully some condoms will help prevent that in the future. Saves a bundle on the cleanup.

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/33 "2007-10-31T18:34:02Z")

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Awesome PSA. Maybe I’ll see it played on the TV at the Indian restaurant I go to. They have TVs with Indian TV shows/movies playing.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/34 "2007-10-31T18:43:29Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
Well, hopefully some condoms will help prevent that in the future. Saves a bundle on the cleanup.  
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No kidding. Look how big the condoms are over there!

(And they say Indian men are less endowed…)

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/35 "2007-10-31T19:39:10Z")

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I love how they’re doing the singing and dancing right there in the street with all the normal guys standing there with these “Well, you don’t see THAT every day” looks on their faces, and one of them is kind of grooving to the music.

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**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/36 "2007-10-31T19:47:48Z")

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That was way better than those stupid Trojan Man commercials we have in the U.S.

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/37 "2007-10-31T19:54:43Z")

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“I am good natured, and provide satisfaction”

Could be my new sig line…

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/38 "2007-10-31T20:02:24Z")

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I can’t watch this video while I’m ‘working’, but the comments are really interesting.

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**Author:** ![ignis\_glaciesque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@ignis\_glaciesque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ignis_glaciesque)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/39 "2007-10-31T20:22:40Z")

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And I could see a lot of the backup dancers smiling like they were just about to burst out laughing. Heck, I would too, if I were in their place…

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bollywood-does-condoms/424651/40 "2007-10-31T20:30:53Z")

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I like it, and I wouldn’t be surprised to see it late at night on US TV, when all the other public service announcements run.

I have used many condoms in my life, of many brands, but I never had one that sang and waved its little arms around. WooHoo!

Bollywood, like Peking duck, Siamese cats, and Pekingese dogs, will probably not become Mullywood, just because we say Mumbai now. 😉

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