# Bond 25 (27) title revealed: "No Time to Die"

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**Created:** [August 20, 2019, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-25-27-title-revealed-no-time-to-die/838951 "2019-08-20T18:30:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
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The Bond producers have clearly used the [James Bond title generator](https://www.comedycentral.co.uk/news/generate-a-random-james-bond-film-title-spectre) to name the new Bond movie. A mash-up of the titles of previous Bond movies _Tomorrow Never Dies_ (1997) and _Die Another Day_ (2002), the next Bond movie will be called…

[_No Time to Die_](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-49410251)

The new title also gives a nod to other Bond movies such as _Dr. No_ (1962), _You Only Live Twice_ (1967), and _Live and Let Die_ (1973), as well as theme song “We Have All the Time in the World”.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-25-27-title-revealed-no-time-to-die/838951/2 "2019-08-20T18:41:00Z")

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[female 007 enters the scene]

Villain: And you…are?

Female 007: Agent 007 and your time is up.

Villain: 007? That’s funny I heard you retired…or died…

[Daniel Craig enters the scene]

Craig’s 007: Oh, no…I had…no time to die.

[opening credits begin]

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-25-27-title-revealed-no-time-to-die/838951/3 "2019-08-20T18:45:56Z")

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Dang it, I really thought the time was right for “Dr. Thunderpussy.”

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-25-27-title-revealed-no-time-to-die/838951/4 "2019-08-20T19:02:29Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Craig’s 007: Oh, no…I had…no time to die.

This will be said when Bond blows something up with his Omega watch. Or maybe Bond will catch a falling villain and be hanging on to him by his watch, but its a Rolex (or other non-Omega watch), and it breaks due to its inferior quality, causing the villain to fall and die.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-25-27-title-revealed-no-time-to-die/838951/5 "2019-08-20T19:11:42Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> Dang it, I really thought the time was right for “Dr. Thunderpussy.”

It may still be. The character who will be Bond’s love interest in the new movie has not yet been revealed.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-25-27-title-revealed-no-time-to-die/838951/6 "2019-08-20T19:16:53Z")

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Not to beconfused with the new Jack Ryan movie [_No Time For Pancakes_](https://www.google.com/search?q=no+time+for+pancakes+%22patriot+games%22&oq=no+time+for+pancakes+%22patriot+games).

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-25-27-title-revealed-no-time-to-die/838951/7 "2019-08-20T19:20:35Z")

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Films:

\*\*Live and Let Die  
Tomorrow Never Dies  
Die Another Day  
\*\*

Novels

**Live and Let Die  
Win, Lose, or Die  
Death is Forever  
Tomorrow Never Dies  
High Time to Kill  
Never Dream of Dying  
Die Another Day  
(Double or Die)  
(A Hard Man to Kill)**

Only the first is by Fleming. The two in parentheses are “Young James Bond” novels by Charlie Higson  
I see a pattern. If we include time terms (Forever, Never, etc.) we could add a bunch of other titles.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-25-27-title-revealed-no-time-to-die/838951/8 "2019-08-20T19:41:59Z")

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Rules for the next few Bond titles:

1. No mention of killing or dying.

2. No references to time or periods of time.

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**Author:** ![Gordon\_Urquhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/db5fbb/32.png) [@Gordon\_Urquhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gordon_Urquhart)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-25-27-title-revealed-no-time-to-die/838951/9 "2019-08-20T19:45:46Z")

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I’m reminded of [this thread game](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=725268) from about five years ago …

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-25-27-title-revealed-no-time-to-die/838951/10 "2019-08-20T19:46:42Z")

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They should have gone with

> [@](#):
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> Dr No Time To Die Another Day

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-25-27-title-revealed-no-time-to-die/838951/11 "2019-08-20T19:50:55Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> Rules for the next few Bond titles:
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> 1. No mention of killing or dying.
> 
> 2. No references to time or periods of time.

From Quantumball Goldpussy With Love

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-25-27-title-revealed-no-time-to-die/838951/12 "2019-08-20T19:51:18Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> Rules for the next few Bond titles:
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> 1. No mention of killing or dying.
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> 2. No references to time or periods of time.

James Bond will return in

I Love Puppies!

Or, in a more Bond style:

Dr, No! I’m married!

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-25-27-title-revealed-no-time-to-die/838951/13 "2019-08-20T19:59:48Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> James Bond will return in
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> I Love Puppies!
> 
> Or, in a more Bond style:
> 
> Dr, No! I’m married!

Or the _Me Too_ movement finally catches up with Bond in

> [@](#):
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> Dr No Means Yes

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
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Well then Mr. Bond, I suggest you make time, dammit.

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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-25-27-title-revealed-no-time-to-die/838951/15 "2019-08-20T21:33:44Z")

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I’m curious what the point of the spoiler tag in the OP is? It’s in the fucking title.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
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Just get it over with already and call it

[The Spy With the Biggest Penis You Ever Saw in Your Life](http://www.tbyil.com/James_Bond_Parody.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-25-27-title-revealed-no-time-to-die/838951/17 "2019-08-20T23:06:59Z")

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What about a James Bond/John McClane crossover movie?

_A Good Day to Die Hard_

Actually, that’s a real _Die Hard_ movie, from 2013.

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-25-27-title-revealed-no-time-to-die/838951/18 "2019-08-21T19:12:38Z")

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Speaking of Bond and Death, why do they feel that they have to show Bond apparently being killed off in the first few minutes (or pages, if it’s a book)?

It’s obvious that he’s not REALLY being killed, because then the movie would be no more than a Short Subject (which they don’t usually show any more), so they’re not fooling anyone. They didn’t do it in _Dr. No_, but we didn’t know who Bond was then. But they started with the second one. Sometimes it’s someone else important to the plot who’s killed (but not really):

**From Russia with Love** – Red Grant stalks Bond through a garden, eventually strangling him with his nifty watch-fob garrote. Only it’s not really Bond – just a Guy in a Bond Mask

**Thunderball** – we start with the funeral of someone whose initial are “JB”. But it turns out not to be Bond, but Jacques Bouvier, a friend of Bond’s

**You Only Live Twice** – Bond is trapped in a Murphy Bed, machine-gunned, then his body is shown with blood on the sheets. He is buried at sea. But it’s a ruse to convince his enemies that he’s dead.

**Diamonds are Forever** – a switch; it’s not Bond who’s killed, but Blofeld. Only he isn’t, really. He’s one of a line of doubles Blofeld has created.

**The Man with the Golden Gun** – Scaramanga whirls around, after shooting one of his supposed assassins and shoots the fingers of Bond’s hand. Only it’s not really Bond – it’s a statue of him that Scaramanga keeps around.

**License to Kill** – again, a switch Feliz Leiter, Bond’s CIA pal, gets lowered into a shark tank. Only he isn’t killed. (His wife is, though)

**Goldeneye** – Bond’s fellow agent Alec Trevelyan is killed in the opening tease. But not really

**Die Another Day** – Tan-Sun Moon, Bond’s adversary is killed in a hovercraft accident. But not really.

**Skyfall** – Bond is shot by Moneypenny (!!) and falls into a river and is presumed dead. No such luck.

I can’t recall what happens in the other non-Fleming novels, but in the latest, Anthony Horowitz’ **Forever and a Day** 007 is killed off in the first chapter. Although this time there’s a weaselly way for it to make sense.

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-25-27-title-revealed-no-time-to-die/838951/19 "2019-08-22T18:21:41Z")

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Does this mean Daniel Craig will be sporting his natural gray in this one?

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**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-25-27-title-revealed-no-time-to-die/838951/20 "2019-08-26T20:30:43Z")

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> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#):
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> Just get it over with already and call it
> 
> [The Spy With the Biggest Penis You Ever Saw in Your Life](http://www.tbyil.com/James_Bond_Parody.jpg).

Is this a crossover with Jack Reach-around, I mean Reacher?😃

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