# Bond, James Bond; Denny Crane; and who else?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-james-bond-denny-crane-and-who-else/445323>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 14, 2008, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-james-bond-denny-crane-and-who-else/445323 "2008-04-14T17:02:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-james-bond-denny-crane-and-who-else/445323/61 "2008-04-28T15:16:38Z")

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“Strong Belwas wants liver and onions!”

OK, a little obscure.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-james-bond-denny-crane-and-who-else/445323/62 "2008-04-28T22:25:31Z")

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The Hulk comes under this category only because he cannot seem to grasp the concept of the first-person-singular pronoun.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-james-bond-denny-crane-and-who-else/445323/63 "2008-04-28T22:51:01Z")

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[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]  
The Hulk comes under this category only because he cannot seem to grasp the concept of the first-person-singular pronoun.  
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Hulk not GRASP first-person-singular pronoun! Hulk CRUSH first-person-singular pronoun!

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-james-bond-denny-crane-and-who-else/445323/64 "2008-04-29T05:49:36Z")

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Disco Stu!!

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-james-bond-denny-crane-and-who-else/445323/65 "2008-04-29T13:33:43Z")

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I am the Master and you will obey me.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-james-bond-denny-crane-and-who-else/445323/66 "2008-05-03T16:27:48Z")

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“You know what [Bobby’s](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Flay) gonna do? Bobby’s gonna put his own little spin on this.”

And that’s just from promos for his show.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-james-bond-denny-crane-and-who-else/445323/67 "2008-05-03T18:19:21Z")

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Wasn’t Dudley Do-Right fond of announcing himself, “It is I, Dudley Do-Right”?

Have no fear! Unnnnnnnderdog is here!

This looks like a job for…Superman!

Then there were a number of non-announcers. “What did you say your name was?”  
“I didn’t say.”

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bond-james-bond-denny-crane-and-who-else/445323/68 "2008-05-03T18:38:37Z")

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[QUOTE=mobo85]  
I’m sick of him already.  
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An old friend of mine, Raymond J. Johnson, Jr. was much more sick of that comic, who would show up every week on yet another show, to say, “Oh, you doesn’t have to call me Johnson. You can call me Ray, you can call me Jay, you can call me Ray Jay, you can call me RJ, you can call me Jay Jay, you can call me Junie, …but ya doesn’t have to call me Johnson.” The shtick required at least two more people to call him Mr. Johnson, which would set him off again. :smack:

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