# Bone--a word or three please **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [June 7, 2018, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638 "2018-06-07T22:05:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/21 "2018-06-07T23:58:00Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > I’m having such a good day now. I started out crabby and it’s improved immeasurably. Agreed. Very awesome chicken. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mars\_Horizon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mars_horizon/32/2804_2.png) [@Mars\_Horizon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mars_Horizon)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/22 "2018-06-08T14:59:30Z")
Yes… thank you for the laughs! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/23 "2018-06-08T15:30:47Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > I’m unsuspendable [Oh yeah?](https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/popular-culture-meets-psychology/200908/body-suspension-extreme-piercing-spiritual-act-or-somet) ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/24 "2018-06-08T15:33:01Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > …I have very little tools … You know who else has very little tools? ---
**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/25 "2018-06-08T15:36:23Z")
> [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](#): > > You know who else has very little tools? [These guys.](https://www.ict4us.com/r.kuijt/images/en_7dwarfs.gif) \*few. The word I should have written is few. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/26 "2018-06-08T20:27:59Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea for the masses!!! Fresh as harvest day. Sorry for the delay, my alarm didn’t go off this morning. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/27 "2018-06-08T22:12:01Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > And so that I may burn this image in your mind, from this point forward when you think of Fenris, you will [conjure this image.](https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1721/40848275780_d533e2af5e_c.jpg) Very angry looking, with a chicken mullet, but actually quite a sweet little guy who just wants to cuddle. 😃 > > \*btw, that’s the same chicken as in the first picture on the left. It looks like it was riding a motorcycle without a helmet. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/28 "2018-06-08T22:13:56Z")
Sir, you have not changed your title, _as ordered_, so I’ve taken my revenge upon you\*. Don’t come pleading to me when you realize how you’ve been destroyed. Or, come pleading to me and I might be persuaded to change my mind because I _am_ arbitrary and capricious. \*Over there ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/29 "2018-06-08T22:19:28Z")
Suggestion: Change it to _Capricious and Arbitrary_. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/30 "2018-06-08T22:22:26Z")
Huh. I certainly couldn’t object if he did that. BUT MY REVENGE STILL STANDS. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/31 "2018-06-09T01:57:17Z")
Wait, can we ban people for copyright trolling? ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/32 "2018-06-09T02:02:03Z")
Only if you’re sufficiently Arbitrary AND Capricious! ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/33 "2018-06-09T03:13:59Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Wait, can we ban people for copyright trolling? Dude, if you have your finger on the admin button, you can do any freaking thing you want. I fully believe that all power comes from mashing buttons to see what happens. PS: I noticed Bone is too afraid to respond here or there. I say you start your rampage by banning him!! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/34 "2018-06-09T03:19:39Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > Dude, if you have your finger on the admin button, you can do any freaking thing you want. I fully believe that all power comes from mashing buttons to see what happens. > > PS: I noticed Bone is too afraid to respond here or there. **I say you start your rampage by banning him!!** Did anyone think to disconnect that button that **Marley** pushed? ---
**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/35 "2018-06-09T04:17:15Z")
I am but a lowly mod. The admin powers are kept far away lest we get drunk with power (obvious example is obvious). That and Marley ruined it for the rest of us 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/36 "2018-06-09T16:43:54Z")
I too was once a lowly mod. But I revolted against Giraffe’s tyranny and made him make me an admin\*. I say you do the same thing to Zotti! Power needs to be redistributed among the people. Down with the reign of Zotti, up with the reign of Bone–long may your tyranny last! That said, I’m still not removing my revenge from GB. \*I forced him to watch “Honey Boo-Boo” and “Jersey Shore” until he cracked. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/37 "2018-06-09T17:09:15Z")
That’s utterly inhuman of you. Capricious even. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/38 "2018-06-09T18:00:57Z")
I rented “Reign of Bone”. It was filthy. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/39 "2018-06-10T02:43:12Z")
I went to Fifi’s for dinner. She said \*Bone Appétit \*as she sat us. ---
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2018, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638/40 "2018-06-11T03:44:50Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > And so that I may burn this image in your mind, from this point forward when you think of Fenris, you will [conjure this image.](https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1721/40848275780_d533e2af5e_c.jpg) Very angry looking, with a chicken mullet, but actually quite a sweet little guy who just wants to cuddle. 😃 > > \*btw, that’s the same chicken as in the first picture on the left. I had a chicken like that once. i named her Cher. What do you call yours? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bone-a-word-or-three-please/815638.md?page=3)