# Bonematter, you're an annoying fuckwit. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 17, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530 "2011-12-17T13:39:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2011, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/41 "2011-12-18T03:49:52Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > I always thought there was something fundamentally wrong with the Universe. God, while relaxing on day seven, “Shit! I forgot to make them immortal like me and the angels! Oh, well, fuck it.” ---
**Author:** ![Farmer\_Jane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Farmer\_Jane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmer_Jane)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/42 "2011-12-18T16:49:16Z")
And yet, due to the nature of SDMB and its posters, people will respond to him and others like him. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/43 "2011-12-18T20:05:27Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > I do agree that he is a particularly retarded god-botherer, but that makes him so amusing. I mean, who couldn’t be fascinated to find out how the gotchaya trap will be sprung when given the premise of Jesus vs. The best blowjob ever? Ahhh, but what if _Jesus himself_ gave the best blowjob ever?? Huh? Huh? Deep… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/44 "2011-12-18T20:31:58Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > The problem is, of course, that contrary to popular belief, there _is_ such a thing as a stupid question. No there isn’t such a thing. Only stupid people. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2011, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/45 "2011-12-18T20:46:24Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > No there isn’t such a thing. Only stupid people. That’s silly. Everyone is guilty of stupid questions from time to time. Even an bright young lady such as yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2011, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/46 "2011-12-18T21:34:29Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Ahhh, but what if _Jesus himself_ gave the best blowjob ever?? Huh? Huh? Deep… It’s difficult not to read that as “What if Jesus gave himself the best blowjob ever?” Which would be great for him, but it wouldn’t do anything for me while I’m laying there on my deathbed. I’m not going to be looking for _Shortbus_ at that point. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/47 "2011-12-18T21:57:41Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > It’s difficult not to read that as “What if Jesus gave himself the best blowjob ever?” Which would be great for him, but it wouldn’t do anything for me while I’m laying there on my deathbed. I’m not going to be looking for _Shortbus_ at that point. WWJD?? spit or swallow? ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/48 "2011-12-18T22:31:53Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Ahhh, but what if _Jesus himself_ gave the best blowjob ever?? Huh? Huh? Deep… It would lend credence to the second coming… ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/49 "2011-12-19T01:22:09Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > That’s silly. Everyone is guilty of stupid questions from time to time. Sure, but he’s not really even asking questions. He’s creating stupid hypotheticals to play gotcha – ha, either you really believe in Christ all along (just as I suspected) or you’re just another hedonistic sinner who is out for personal pleasure above all things, etc. It’s tiresome. If you really have a question, then ask questions – he has no questions at all, he believes he has answers, and is trying to proselytize. The sad thing is that he doesn’t understand how asinine he sounds and how silly his attempts to reach us are. I have some pity for him in any case; I was damn near a fundamentalist at one time, and the blinders required are pretty significant. The ‘logic’ involved in his arguments is sadly pretty familiar to me, and I’m sure he doesn’t realize how it comes across if you don’t have the context of that kind of background. Still, the fact that he’s willing to cast pearls among swine at least gives him a bit of opportunity to listen to the other side, should he be willing to consider his viewpoint carefully. I do believe, heh, that dialogue with people like **Bonematter** is constructive – even if not for him, for others who read it. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/50 "2011-12-19T02:36:42Z")
I think it’s pretty obvious he lied when he checked the part of the registration agreement that says he’s 13. Let’s move on. ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/51 "2011-12-19T07:57:13Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Ahhh, but what if _Jesus himself_ gave the best blowjob ever?? Huh? Huh? Deep… Deep… what? Throat? :eek: > [@Ambivalid](#): > > WWJD?? > > spit or swallow? Well, if you’re into that whole “blood of Christ” thing, my guess would be swallow. 😉 Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha\ ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 😃 > [@voltaire](#): > > It would lend credence to the second coming… Y’all are fucking hilarious! Seriously, it’s posts like these that I enjoy the most on the SDMB. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/52 "2011-12-19T13:07:51Z")
“Take this wafer, it is my body. Take this wine, it is my blood. Take this Miracle-whip …” ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/53 "2011-12-19T15:45:01Z")
WWJB Who would Jesus blow? ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/54 "2011-12-19T20:45:58Z")
Just to be in the clear, exactly WHICH 'brand" of christianity are we talking about? “Everybody knows” there is only one right religion and that means all the “other Jesuses and Gods” are WRONG. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/55 "2011-12-19T21:14:52Z")
> [@kferr](#): > > “Take this wafer, it is my body. Take this wine, it is my blood. Take this Miracle-whip …” Take this monitor, it is covered with my drink. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/56 "2011-12-20T19:08:28Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Take this monitor, it is covered with my drink. The line you quoted made me laugh, but your line made snort out loud. ---
**Author:** ![ImConfused](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@ImConfused](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ImConfused)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2012, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/57 "2012-01-28T02:01:23Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > WWJD?? > > spit or swallow? spit:confused: ---
**Author:** ![iftheresaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecae2f/32.png) [@iftheresaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iftheresaway)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/58 "2012-01-31T20:02:02Z")
> [@ImConfused](#): > > spit:confused: Thank goodness you cleared that up. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/59 "2012-01-31T20:03:58Z")
> [@ImConfused](#): > > spit:confused: Swallow, of course-it’s a sin to spill the seed. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonematter-youre-an-annoying-fuckwit/606530/60 "2012-01-31T20:14:21Z")
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