# Bonking Bacon

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonking-bacon/603266>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 17, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonking-bacon/603266 "2011-11-17T20:21:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![notthatagain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@notthatagain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notthatagain)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonking-bacon/603266/1 "2011-11-17T20:21:52Z")

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Enough is enough. It’s not that I don’t love bacon - I just don’t want bacon in my love.

**[It’s gone too far](http://baconlube.com/)**. (SFW for most folks)

If you’re one of the “troubled individuals” [Jezebel.com](http://jezebel.com/5860363/be-a-true-bacon-lover-with-baconlube) refers to, you can take heart in the fact it’s a [kosher product](http://www.jdfoods.net/products/kosher.php).

I’ve heard of “porking” but c’mon…

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**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonking-bacon/603266/2 "2011-11-17T20:30:04Z")

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“keep it sizzling.”

Indeed.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonking-bacon/603266/3 "2011-11-17T20:43:10Z")

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I don’t care how stupid an idea it is. If they can get a celebrity endorsement from Ned Beatty, I will buy this product.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonking-bacon/603266/4 "2011-11-17T20:48:53Z")

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This is the [third](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=631589) [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=631615) on this topic this week.

And here’s a thread [bacon candy canes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=631650) for you, too.

I call for a moratorium on SDMB threads about bacon.

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**Author:** ![notthatagain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@notthatagain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notthatagain)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonking-bacon/603266/5 "2011-11-17T21:05:24Z")

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> This is the [third](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=631589) [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=631615) on this topic this week.

Sorry - while I did search for similar postings, I apparently did not search hard enough. 3 threads is indeed plenty. I’ve asked the mods to fix it.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bonking-bacon/603266/6 "2011-11-17T21:15:53Z")

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Since we’re got this covered elsewhere, I’ll close this thread.

FauxExample, if you want to contact us, the easiest was is to just click the little triangle to report post. That’s what it’s for! 🙂

Ellen