# Boobies on Television **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 30, 2010, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861 "2010-10-30T09:06:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/1 "2010-10-30T09:06:52Z")
Who (do you think) has the “best” Tits on TV? Feel free to make up the criteria for “best”, being Human and Female and HUGE is certainly NOT a requirement! My vote is Kaley Cuoco. [Sample Page - Maxim](http://www.maxim.com/girls/todays-girl/77723/kaley-cuoco.html?p=2#3) Unclviny ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/2 "2010-10-30T09:21:07Z")
Paz De La Huerta from _Boardwalk Empire_ - and we’ve seen enough of them to know. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/3 "2010-10-30T09:33:00Z")
I kinda like small racks occasionally… I wanna see Sweet Dee’s rack from Always Sunny in Philadelphia…both prenatal and natal. She has a nice perky pair that pregnancy must have worked wonders on… Ihave tracked her from an ample A/B… to even a C. I also want to see Kelly Ripa naked. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/4 "2010-10-30T11:07:46Z")
> [@unclviny](#): > > My vote is Kaley Cuoco.[spoiler] > [http://www.maxim.com/girls/todays-girl/77723/kaley-cuoco.html?p=2#3[/spoiler]](http://www.maxim.com/girls/todays-girl/77723/kaley-cuoco.html?p=2#3%5B/spoiler%5D) Not even the best on _The Big Bang Theory_. That honor goes to [Melissa Rauch](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1851981/mediaindex). ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/5 "2010-10-30T11:55:08Z")
What’s with linking to photos where you can’t see the evidence? The Maxim one shows a cleavagy pic for a second, but changes, and the IMDB one contains maybe one low cut pic that is hard to make out any shape. Try these: [Cuoco](http://www.guxed.com/wp-content/uploads/Kaley-Cuoco-2.jpg) (Penny) [Rauch](http://media.daemonstv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/true-blood-season3-finale-01-550x366.jpg) (Bernadette) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/6 "2010-10-30T12:13:52Z")
Please remember the rule against NSFW links. The Maxim link in the OP is fine for the specific picture linked to – but there’s some less wholesome stuff in the ads at the bottom. Putting a link in a spoiler box – [spoiler] xxx [/spoiler], but without the spaces – suffices to meet our two-click rule. When in doubt, add the spoiler box, please. Thanks, **twickster** , Cafe Society moderator ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/7 "2010-10-30T12:17:51Z")
[Well…](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QE9LB5KifY) ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/8 "2010-10-30T12:20:27Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > [Rauch](http://media.daemonstv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/true-blood-season3-finale-01-550x366.jpg) (Bernadette) I’m pretty sure that’s Anna Paquin. ---
**Author:** ![infinitii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e8c25b/32.png) [@infinitii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/infinitii)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/9 "2010-10-30T13:20:39Z")
My vote is for Aly Michalka, currently on the CW show Hellcats. (by the by, she is also my “Head 6”) [http://www.hotonlinenews.com/2010/05/21/Aly\_Michalka\_Shows\_Her\_Cleavage\_in\_Tight\_Figure\_Hugging\_Dress.html](http://www.hotonlinenews.com/2010/05/21/Aly_Michalka_Shows_Her_Cleavage_in_Tight_Figure_Hugging_Dress.html) (I don’t think the link is NSFW) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/10 "2010-10-30T13:35:48Z")
[Jane Krakowski](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.celebritylatest.com/wp-content/uploads/june_2007/tony_awards/jane_krakowski_tony_awards_1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.celebritylatest.com/2007/06/10/jane-krakowski-at-tony-awards/&usg=__guWvWiLpJHlOewpROxc5zhi8g6o=&h=1000&w=667&sz=116&hl=en&start=18&zoom=1&tbnid=HxMVHxCnT0FU6M:&tbnh=172&tbnw=136&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djane%2Bkrakowski%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1144%26bih%3D671%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C557&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=540&ei=zh7MTPGrFYjQsAPIp-2GDw&oei=uh7MTJ_MNZK4sAPYppSVDg&esq=4&page=2&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:18&tx=58&ty=53&biw=1144&bih=671) [Alison Brie](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/08-alison-brie-080409-lg-290723.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.esquire.com/the-side/feature/women-of-mad-men-images-080409&usg=__-aDMBxWU5sP_d9LP2b7QL5IonBI=&h=400&w=300&sz=21&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=a1kgfVIsQHpYcM:&tbnh=146&tbnw=120&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dalison%2Bbrie%2Bmad%2Bmen%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26gbv%3D2%26biw%3D1144%26bih%3D671%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=331&vpy=94&dur=2832&hovh=259&hovw=194&tx=101&ty=276&ei=ER_MTMfkN4vWtQPFjf2BDg&oei=ER_MTMfkN4vWtQPFjf2BDg&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=17&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0) ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/11 "2010-10-30T14:14:27Z")
Er. [Christina Hendricks](http://www.interestment.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/christina-hendricks.jpg), Mad Men. /thread. ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/12 "2010-10-30T14:24:27Z")
This is an extremely important subject. I shall study the evidence carefully and return with my results. ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/13 "2010-10-30T14:45:28Z")
> [@SenorBeef](#): > > Er. [Christina Hendricks](http://www.interestment.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/christina-hendricks.jpg), Mad Men. > > /thread. Au contraire. SenorBeef, meet [Sofia Vergara](http://www.pointlessbabbling.com/images/babes/sofia-vergara.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/14 "2010-10-30T15:29:45Z")
Wtf? In these days of underwires, wunderbras, implants, etc, you can tell zero about a clothed woman’s breasts. Look at her through a television set and you can tell less than zero. Look at pictures of her in Maxim and now you are being deliberately mislead by lighting, makeup, and digital photo editing wizards. Wtf are you guys basing your opinions on? ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/15 "2010-10-30T15:31:50Z")
[Julia Benson, aka Lt. James, on Stargate Universe](http://www.erlendaakre.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/benson.jpg) [In a tank top.](http://cyncity.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c9e5b53ef0120a5eceba2970b-800wi) ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/16 "2010-10-30T15:32:48Z")
> [@SenorBeef](#): > > Er. [Christina Hendricks](http://www.interestment.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/christina-hendricks.jpg), Mad Men. > > /thread. That’s impressive. ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/17 "2010-10-30T15:35:51Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > [Jane Krakowski](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.celebritylatest.com/wp-content/uploads/june_2007/tony_awards/jane_krakowski_tony_awards_1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.celebritylatest.com/2007/06/10/jane-krakowski-at-tony-awards/&usg=__guWvWiLpJHlOewpROxc5zhi8g6o=&h=1000&w=667&sz=116&hl=en&start=18&zoom=1&tbnid=HxMVHxCnT0FU6M:&tbnh=172&tbnw=136&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djane%2Bkrakowski%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1144%26bih%3D671%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C557&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=540&ei=zh7MTPGrFYjQsAPIp-2GDw&oei=uh7MTJ_MNZK4sAPYppSVDg&esq=4&page=2&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:18&tx=58&ty=53&biw=1144&bih=671) You must be kidding. I remember Jane Krakowski from Ally McBeal. She barely has any breasts at all, and what she does have are nothing to write home about, unless you like the fried eggs look. ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/18 "2010-10-30T15:36:55Z")
> [@StusBlues](#): > > Au contraire. > > SenorBeef, meet [Sofia Vergara](http://www.pointlessbabbling.com/images/babes/sofia-vergara.jpg). Oh my. ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/19 "2010-10-30T15:38:43Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > [Julia Benson, aka Lt. James, on Stargate Universe](http://www.erlendaakre.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/benson.jpg) > > [In a tank top.](http://cyncity.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c9e5b53ef0120a5eceba2970b-800wi) I don’t find her all that attractive, but yeah, she’s got the goods. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/20 "2010-10-30T17:13:10Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > [Julia Benson, aka Lt. James, on Stargate Universe](http://www.erlendaakre.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/benson.jpg) > > [In a tank top.](http://cyncity.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c9e5b53ef0120a5eceba2970b-800wi) They seem a little implantery. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861.md?page=2)