# Boobies on Television **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 30, 2010, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861 "2010-10-30T09:06:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/21 "2010-10-30T17:20:16Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > [Alison Brie](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/08-alison-brie-080409-lg-290723.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.esquire.com/the-side/feature/women-of-mad-men-images-080409&usg=__-aDMBxWU5sP_d9LP2b7QL5IonBI=&h=400&w=300&sz=21&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=a1kgfVIsQHpYcM:&tbnh=146&tbnw=120&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dalison%2Bbrie%2Bmad%2Bmen%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26gbv%3D2%26biw%3D1144%26bih%3D671%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=331&vpy=94&dur=2832&hovh=259&hovw=194&tx=101&ty=276&ei=ER_MTMfkN4vWtQPFjf2BDg&oei=ER_MTMfkN4vWtQPFjf2BDg&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=17&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0) She has my vote!!! ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/22 "2010-10-30T17:29:23Z")
> [@SenorBeef](#): > > Er. [Christina Hendricks](http://www.interestment.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/christina-hendricks.jpg), Mad Men. > > /thread. If I was a mod, I would actually end the thread on your comment just to underscore it. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/23 "2010-10-30T17:53:16Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > I also want to see Kelly Ripa naked. [A Kelly Ripa Tribute by Cowboy Mouth](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9zpqwZslN4) > [@](#): > > Kelly Ripa! > Kelly Ripa! > A mommy with the body of a strippa! ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/24 "2010-10-30T18:37:32Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > Wtf? In these days of underwires, wunderbras, implants, etc, you can tell zero about a clothed woman’s breasts. Look at her through a television set and you can tell less than zero. Look at pictures of her in Maxim and now you are being deliberately mislead by lighting, makeup, and digital photo editing wizards. Wtf are you guys basing your opinions on? Ummmm … science? ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/25 "2010-10-30T20:46:57Z")
> [@drastic\_quench](#): > > If I was a mod, I would actually end the thread on your comment just to underscore it. If I were a mod, I would have re-opened it to allow the Vergara post, and then re-closed it. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/26 "2010-10-30T21:07:42Z")
I’m a mod, and if I want to look at bodacious tatas, I can just look down. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/27 "2010-10-30T23:38:43Z")
Cite? (c’mon, someone had to say it) And **astro** , those Julia Benson pics don’t look in the least like implants to me. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2010, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/28 "2010-10-31T00:24:32Z")
[Amanda Righetti](http://thisrecording.com/storage/amanda-righetti3.jpg) from _The Mentalist_. There are a few NSFW pics around the net that prove me right. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2010, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/29 "2010-10-31T00:41:17Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > I’m a mod, and if I want to look at bodacious tatas, I can just look down. We’re willing do a thread on who has the best boobs on the SDMB, but we’re gonna need jpegs. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2010, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/30 "2010-10-31T01:26:40Z")
> [@unclviny](#): > > Who (do you think) has the “best” Tits on TV? > Feel free to make up the criteria for “best”, being Human and Female and HUGE is certainly NOT a requirement! > > My vote is Kaley Cuoco. > > [http://www.maxim.com/girls/todays-girl/77723/kaley-cuoco.html?p=2#3](http://www.maxim.com/girls/todays-girl/77723/kaley-cuoco.html?p=2#3) > > Unclviny I totally thought of Kaley Cuoco before I looked. But the first person that came to mind was actually someone that used to be on TV, & who downplayed her rather large breasts so much (on “Just Shoot Me”) that I became more curious about them: Laura San Giacomo. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/31 "2010-11-01T00:56:42Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > I totally thought of Kaley Cuoco before I looked. > > But the first person that came to mind was actually someone that used to be on TV, & who downplayed her rather large breasts so much (on “Just Shoot Me”) that I became more curious about them: Laura San Giacomo. Oh yea! She bared them in a movie, a mystery/thriller, either from the late 80’s early nineties, it was a brief, artistic, and sexy, “concealed” coitus shot. They are magnificent… and this was when she was in her twenties. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/32 "2010-11-01T14:49:40Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > I’m a mod, and if I want to look at bodacious tatas, I can just look down. 😛 > [@Chronos](#): > > Cite? > > (c’mon, someone had to say it) > [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > We’re willing do a thread on who has the best boobs on the SDMB, but we’re gonna need jpegs. Somewhere in the world [Tracy Lord](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) just burst into tears. ---
**Author:** ![whole\_bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@whole\_bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whole_bean)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/33 "2010-11-02T18:33:36Z")
> [@drastic\_quench](#): > > If I was a mod, I would actually end the thread on your comment just to underscore it. I am convicned that once unsheathed they fall to her waist. Hendricks is a heavy girl with a skinny neck and a very pretty face. I think there is a very good reason we will never see her naked in a movie. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/34 "2010-11-02T19:15:57Z")
> [@whole\_bean](#): > > I am convicned that once unsheathed they fall to her waist. Hendricks is a heavy girl with a skinny neck and a very pretty face. I think there is a very good reason we will never see her naked in a movie. Maybe my imagination is filling in a bit here, but didn’t we see a glimpse of unsupported sideboob in _Firefly_? ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861/35 "2010-11-03T06:24:39Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > [Julia Benson, aka Lt. James, on Stargate Universe](http://www.erlendaakre.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/benson.jpg) > > [In a tank top.](http://cyncity.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c9e5b53ef0120a5eceba2970b-800wi) You misspelled “Major Boobage”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-on-television/558861.md?page=1)