# Boobies: Penny vs Bernadette

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-penny-vs-bernadette/694371>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 29, 2014, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-penny-vs-bernadette/694371 "2014-07-29T23:40:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![dba\_Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@dba\_Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dba_Fred)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-penny-vs-bernadette/694371/41 "2014-07-31T15:54:16Z")

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The answer, provided by the show, is that [Bernadette gets her clothes from _Forever 21_, while Amy’s clothing is from _Forever 63_.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vRW_Le48f8)  
(with subtitles, for our Spanish-speaking amigos)

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-penny-vs-bernadette/694371/42 "2014-07-31T16:09:21Z")

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“Forever 21” is a real clothing line. Penny was joking when she said that Amy got her clothes from “Forever 63,” although there was another time when Amy said that she wore a lot of things she inherited from her grandmother.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-penny-vs-bernadette/694371/43 "2014-07-31T16:15:53Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> Of the two, Rauch is more up my alley. It’s not the boobs, I just prefer her face.

This. I’m actually a smallish-boobs-are-better man, but Rauch’s face (and shortness) make up for her oversized rack. Especially when she’s wearing glasses.

The great calves don’t hurt.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-penny-vs-bernadette/694371/44 "2014-07-31T19:25:00Z")

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Penny is beautiful, stacked, funny, charming, and not brilliant; Bernadette is attractive, stacked, not quite as funny, not nearly as charming, and brilliant. So for me, it’s Penny.

> [@Llama\_Llogophile](#):
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> Of the regulars, yes. But the hottest woman to ever appear on BBT is [Aarti Mann](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aarti_Mann), who played Priya. Whoa.

Whoa indeed, and here’s a better link: [aarti mann - Google Search](https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=929&q=aarti+mann&oq=aarti+mann&gs_l=img.3...453.1446.0.1776.10.6.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0.crnk_qsrb...0...1.1.49.img..10.0.0.HW9cvn6IJzo)

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-penny-vs-bernadette/694371/45 "2014-07-31T19:29:32Z")

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It does occur to me that, if fight were to break out, Penny would be a lot more useful than Bernadette. So while Bernadette’s still a good deal hotter, that does earn Penny a few extra points.

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**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobies-penny-vs-bernadette/694371/46 "2014-07-31T19:37:02Z")

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> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#):
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> Oh, and below the unflattering clothes Amy wears, Bialik wears some unflattering padding around her waist and hips.

> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> She does? why?

To disguise Bialik’s flattering curves. They prefer Amy to be unattractive. They sort of lapsed a bit in the episode where she was in a blue TOS starfleet uniform playing doctor with Sheldon. She had to wear a short skirt in that scene.

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