# Boobs Eve **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 19, 2002, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658 "2002-08-19T22:34:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ladydisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@ladydisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladydisco)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/1 "2002-08-19T22:34:01Z")
Tonight I will hang my bra on the by the chimney with care…In hopes that some boobies soon will be there. \ What? Tomorrow morning is the big day (punny) that I get my breast augmentation surgery! Whoo hoo! I’ve waited a long time for this. Wish me luck! (Or ask me questions.) (Or damn me to hell for rejecting what God gave me.) Whatever you like… FYI - I’m not being greedy; I’m just going from an A to a C. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/2 "2002-08-19T22:40:41Z")
I myself would prefer an ‘A’, but if it does well for your self confidence, congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/3 "2002-08-19T22:43:47Z")
Do you need anyone to help you test out their durability? ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/4 "2002-08-19T22:52:57Z")
I ain’t gonna damn you, 'cause I don’t believe in hell. But I _like_ small boobies! Oh well, whatever makes you happy. Good luck! Ya gonna show us pictures?😉 ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/5 "2002-08-19T22:57:05Z")
Yeah, we need before and after pictures! Preferable with no obstructions (ie underwear or shirts) obscuring the view. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/6 "2002-08-19T23:10:22Z")
“Underwear”? On boobies? **ladydisco** , if you don’t want what god have you, can I have them for a little while? ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/7 "2002-08-19T23:14:29Z")
Can you still get silicon in Canada? ---
**Author:** ![ladydisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@ladydisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladydisco)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/8 "2002-08-19T23:18:58Z")
no, you can’t get silicone in Canada - just saline ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/9 "2002-08-19T23:34:08Z")
I thought they filled them with maple syrup in Canada. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/10 "2002-08-20T00:17:48Z")
Crap. I read the thread title backwards, and now I’m all disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/11 "2002-08-20T00:17:53Z")
luck and joy lady. ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/12 "2002-08-20T00:21:26Z")
**ladydisco** good luck with your journey from A to C. And remember its not important what goes in them, as long as chocolate goes on them 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/13 "2002-08-20T02:37:36Z")
Don’t forget to send pictures!😃 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/14 "2002-08-20T04:09:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by manhattan \* > \*\*Crap. I read the thread title backwards, and now I’m all disappointed. \*\* Same here. I was wondering about the connection, but I’ve not had the pleasure to meet **Eve** in person so who am I to judge? ---
**Author:** ![d12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71c47a/32.png) [@d12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d12)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/15 "2002-08-20T04:29:39Z")
> [@](#): > > Crap. I read the thread title backwards, and now I’m all disappointed. I wouldn’t get my hopes up about evE sbooB _ducks_ I like small myself. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/16 "2002-08-20T05:49:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Abe Babe \* > \*\*“Underwear”? > > On boobies? > > **ladydisco** , if you don’t want what god have you, can I have them for a little while? \*\* I call all stuff that’s worn directly in contact with the traditional erogenous zones ‘underwear’. So sue me 😛 ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/17 "2002-08-20T11:24:23Z")
Did you leave out a can of Redi-Whip and a bowl of ice cubes for St. _De’collete’_ and his eight tiny areolas? No damnations here, hope it goes well. Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow (love that line), _yawn_ and I’m getting sleepy. ---
**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/18 "2002-08-20T12:56:47Z")
Merry Breastmas! (or Happy Han-Knockers!) ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/19 "2002-08-20T13:09:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by heresiarch \* > \*\*Merry Breastmas! > > (or Happy Han-Knockers!) \*\* Or Happy Kwanztitty ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-eve/124658/20 "2002-08-20T13:38:27Z")
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