# Boobs or cats? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2006, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471 "2006-07-28T22:35:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KlondikeGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@KlondikeGeoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KlondikeGeoff)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/1 "2006-07-28T22:35:59Z")
In my cursory observation, it appears as though any thread with “cat” or “boobs” in it will get a huge number of Replies and Views. I’m too lazy to do any research and counts. Which do you think will get the most response, boobs or cats? Oh, yeah, I know: “Cats with huge boobs.” ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/2 "2006-07-28T22:44:30Z")
Once again today I am asked ‘boobs or cats’. And once again I must respond ‘Boobs. By a long shot.’ Of course right here you’ve made a thread that will have tons of replies. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/3 "2006-07-28T22:55:07Z")
There’s a book (a collection of humorous essays by Alan Coren) called _Golfing for Cats_ that was so named for this exact reason. It’s bright red with a big swastika on the cover. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/4 "2006-07-28T23:28:58Z")
> [@Robot Arm](#): > > There’s a book (a collection of humorous essays by Alan Coren) called _Golfing for Cats_ that was so named for this exact reason. > > It’s bright red with a big swastika on the cover. Fie Sir, you beat me to it! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/5 "2006-07-28T23:55:17Z")
Why is it that when I see something really cute, like cats or boobs, I have an overwhelming urge to put them in my mouth and bite them, or just crush them up against me? ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/6 "2006-07-28T23:58:34Z")
[Cuteoverload.com](http://Cuteoverload.com) has it covered: [Cats 'n Racks](http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/cats_n_racks/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/7 "2006-07-29T00:00:27Z")
> [@KlondikeGeoff](#): > > Oh, yeah, I know: “Cats with huge boobs.” [By george, I think he’s got it!](http://www.vividvision.com/comix/OmahafigB.jpg) (Work safe, but barely.) –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/8 "2006-07-29T00:02:16Z")
> [@Sattua](#): > > [Cuteoverload.com](http://Cuteoverload.com) has it covered: [Cats 'n Racks](http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/cats_n_racks/index.html) Ooh, ya beat me to it! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/9 "2006-07-29T00:05:16Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > like cats or boobs, I have an overwhelming urge What about Nazis? ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/10 "2006-07-29T00:06:28Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > Once again today I am asked ‘boobs or cats’. And once again I must respond ‘Boobs. By a long shot.’ Cats. I mean boobs. Boobs. Yeah definitely boobs. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/11 "2006-07-29T00:28:05Z")
I don’t like cats too much. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/12 "2006-07-29T03:10:01Z")
titties + boobs = toobs? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/13 "2006-07-29T03:11:44Z")
Er. That’s supposed to be titties + cats = tats? Obviously, one can’t have enough of a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/14 "2006-07-29T05:16:03Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > Er. That’s supposed to be titties + cats = tats? And there are places where you can trade those for tits on a one-for-one basis. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/15 "2006-07-29T05:28:03Z")
FireUnderpantsCats? ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/16 "2006-07-29T06:26:41Z")
> [@KlondikeGeoff](#): > > Oh, yeah, I know: “Cats with huge boobs.” Kitties with Titties? Yep – gotta vote for boobs. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/17 "2006-07-29T07:54:14Z")
> [@saoirse](#): > > Cats. I mean boobs. Boobs. Yeah definitely boobs. No no no! You said “cats!” … Oh all right, fine. You’re lucky we’re church of England. ---
**Author:** ![spingears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@spingears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spingears)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/18 "2006-07-29T15:36:50Z")
> [@KlondikeGeoff](#): > > In my cursory observation, it appears as though any thread with “cat” or “boobs” in it will get a huge number of Replies and Views. **Magnificient Obsessions** :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/19 "2006-07-29T15:50:39Z")
I can’t believe I’m the first one to mention this: With a question between boobs or pussies, I would have to go with pussies. Like, duh! But with the OP’s question, I would definitely side with boobs. Tripler Like, duh! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471/20 "2006-07-29T17:44:27Z")
Every time I have sex with my girlfriend Irena, she turns into a cat and has to kill someone to get back to human form. :dubious: What the fuck is that all about? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs-or-cats/366471.md?page=2)