# Boobs
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [November 27, 2002, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070 "2002-11-27T07:32:29Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/1 "2002-11-27T07:32:29Z")
Ain’t they just the best?
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### Author:  [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/2 "2002-11-27T07:39:42Z")
Yes, I must admit I quite like mine.
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### Author:  [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/3 "2002-11-27T07:54:51Z")
Boobs as in idiots??
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### Author:  [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/4 "2002-11-27T12:38:28Z")
While grocery shopping with my wife a few weeks ago, she asked me if the store had any chicken on sale. I told her they had chicken boobs for $1.99 a pound. A gal standing nearby shot coffee through her nose all over her son. I saw her a little while later and apologized if I was the cause of the problem she had in the meat department. She said an apology was not needed but she did not know what chicken boobs were till she saw me pick up a pack of chicken breasts. I’ll have to be more careful around folks with a mouth full of coffee at my local Safeway.
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### Author:  [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/5 "2002-11-27T12:50:26Z")
That reminds me, I have to take one of the turkey tits (as my wife calls them) out of the freezer so we can cook it this weekend.
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### Author:  [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/6 "2002-11-27T13:15:56Z")
[Boobies!](http://www.lesterkuhnphoto.com/Nature/pages/Dancing-Boobies-Galapagos.htm)
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### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/7 "2002-11-27T13:34:16Z")
Not just boobies, **Ell** , but _dancing_ boobies!
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### Author:  [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/8 "2002-11-27T14:01:22Z")
**Czarcasm** , the best kind! 😃
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### Author:  [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/9 "2002-11-27T14:11:44Z")
I’d like to go on record as being pro-boobs.
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### Author:  [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/10 "2002-11-27T14:12:30Z")
I wish I had dancing boobies - mine kinda just sit there…
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### Author:  [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/11 "2002-11-27T14:27:50Z")
[Tru-Breast!](http://www.breastfeeding.com/lighter_side/lighter_side_breast_ad.html) “They are decorative as well as functional!”
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/12 "2002-11-27T14:33:58Z")
My parents were camping once with some friends, and they were trying to figure out what to cook for dinner. A friend of ours, Faye, said, “I have chicken breasts.” My father: “We can’t all be perfect.”
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### Author:  [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/13 "2002-11-27T15:00:58Z")
> [@](#):
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> Boobs as in idiots??
No, we’re talking about breasts. Going by the OP, I thought female human breasts only, but obviously anything goes here!!!
😃
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### Author:  [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/14 "2002-11-27T15:39:14Z")
Boobies, titties, knockers, squeeze-ums, fun bags, jugs, yabboes, bazooms, the mountain range, the twin towers, the coat hangers, the ‘kneadful’ things, the two handfuls, HEAVEN!
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/15 "2002-11-27T15:47:58Z")
And let us not forget "winnebagos.’
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/16 "2002-11-27T15:50:10Z")
> [@](#):
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> the ‘kneadful’ things
What a delightful thing to find while ego-surfing.
Yes, Lord.
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### Author:  [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/17 "2002-11-27T16:04:58Z")
Although I must admit a deep admiration for the Boobies, I am quite assuredly a dark meat man!
I like big butts and I cannot lie…
😃
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### Author:  [@lovelyluka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lovelyluka)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/18 "2002-11-27T16:29:50Z")
meh. how many heterosexual females are crazy about boobs?
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### Author:  [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/19 "2002-11-27T16:37:24Z")
i like boobs
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### Author:  [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2002, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/20 "2002-11-27T17:20:35Z")
Yeah… Boobs are good.
very good…
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