# Boobs **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 27, 2002, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070 "2002-11-27T07:32:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/21 "2002-11-27T17:22:14Z")
Dairy Products. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/22 "2002-11-27T17:34:38Z")
May your cups runneth over. ---
**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/23 "2002-11-27T17:43:09Z")
Boobs. Beautiful boobies!! What do you get from the large chested woman from the telegraph office?? Wait for it… Mammory-grams 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Daerlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Daerlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daerlyn)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/24 "2002-11-27T17:45:17Z")
Huge tracts of land . . . ? I like boobies. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/25 "2002-11-27T17:52:49Z")
I guess I like it best when they move in unison, you know, like your car’s windshield wipers. ---
**Author:** ![DaddyTimesTwo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DaddyTimesTwo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaddyTimesTwo)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/26 "2002-11-27T18:01:24Z")
Q: Do you like boobs a lot? A: Yes, I like boobs a lot. Boobs a lot boobs a lot. (it’s a song. It’s called “Boobs a Lot”, or something. It used to be the theme song to a local radio show.) The second verse is “Do you wear your jock a lot?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/27 "2002-11-27T21:02:50Z")
they’re great. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/28 "2002-11-27T21:09:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DaddyTimesTwo \* > \*\*Q: Do you like boobs a lot? > A: Yes, I like boobs a lot. Boobs a lot boobs a lot. > (it’s a song. It’s called “Boobs a Lot”, or something. It used to be the theme song to a local radio show.) > > The second verse is “Do you wear your jock a lot?” 😃 \*\* IIRC, it’s by Spooky Tooth from an album called **Good Taste is Timeless**. Don’t have it, alas. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/29 "2002-11-27T21:48:54Z")
> [@](#): > > Q: Do you like boobs a lot? > A: Yes, I like boobs a lot. Boobs a lot boobs a lot. > (it’s a song. It’s called “Boobs a Lot”, or something. It used to be the theme song to a local radio show.) It was aso used as the track for _two_ cartoons that appeared in an anthology called **Sextoons** that was shown on the film circuits. It later came out on video. ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/30 "2002-11-27T21:51:04Z")
Ahh, Rocky and Troy. It’s oddly disturbing to see Danger Boy on TV every morning cavorting with a former Miss Merka. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/31 "2002-11-27T21:55:32Z")
It’s like Mother Nature was having a two for one sale. ---
**Author:** ![Rug\_Burn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a87d85/32.png) [@Rug\_Burn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rug_Burn)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/32 "2002-11-27T22:13:38Z")
[Homer] Boobies, is there anything they can’t do? [/Homer] ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/33 "2002-11-27T22:21:55Z")
Well, I’m a heterosexual female, but I like my boobs. I’m a C-cup. They’re nice and not too big and not too small and look nice. My sister and mother are rather flat. SO I GOT BOOBIES AND THEY DIDN’T!!! ---
**Author:** ![dr\_hermes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@dr\_hermes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dr_hermes)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/34 "2002-11-27T22:38:55Z")
Working at a health care facility, we prepare meals in different size servings, so on chicken day, it`s not unusual to hear one of the women sing out in all seriousness, `All I have are legs! I need some breasts!` Also, when sending up a tray of snacks, I asked one of the girls if she had any half sandwiches. `Got any halfs?` and she hollered back, `No, all I have is three wholes!`, which stopped conversation for a second. ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/35 "2002-11-28T00:22:52Z")
I wish you could change thier size to match what your’e wearing. Alot of times mine are just too damn mammoth to fit into what I’d like to wear. And no, this is not a good thing, as my other well-endowed sisters will undoubtedly echo. In fact it sucks. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/36 "2002-11-28T01:12:48Z")
In response to [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=146661) thread, they should have boobie balloons for the parade! Shouldn’t be much of a stretch, considering what’s already on the streets… I’ll shut up now… ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/37 "2002-11-28T03:18:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lovelyluka \* > \*\*meh. how many heterosexual females are crazy about boobs? \*\* I’m a hetero female and can certainly appreciate a fine looking pair of boobs. I very much dislike the artificial variety, though. Au natural only for me! ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/38 "2002-11-28T03:41:24Z")
Two pages of posts in this thread and I get to mention George Bush for the first time. On, sorry. Carry on. And no, I will not resign! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mandielise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58956e/32.png) [@mandielise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mandielise)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/39 "2002-11-28T05:02:31Z")
Boobs are great. They’re fun to play with and such great collateral!!! In fact, I needed to get my boyfriend out of bed this morning. We had wanted to leave my apartment at noon to get to my parents’ at a decent hous but he was still in bed at 1130! Well, I promised him a boobie picture on his digital camera if he got up within one minute. He was out of bed within 10 seconds!!! ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/40 "2002-11-28T05:13:15Z")
HAhaha - had never thought of them as “great collateral” but \*\* mandielise\*\* may have a point! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070.md?page=3)