# Boobs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 27, 2002, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070 "2002-11-27T07:32:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![WillSantini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed8c4c/32.png) [@WillSantini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillSantini)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/81 "2002-12-02T18:56:31Z")

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i LOVE boobies 😃

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boobs/139070/82 "2002-12-02T20:27:58Z")

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I got a card for my birthday from my wife:

Front: Picture of cartoon man climbing the cleft between two large pink mounds.  
Dialogue baloon: **Don’t Send Help**

Inside:

Every Man’s Birthday Fantasy – Being Buried Alive in Warm Cleavage.

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