# Book Summaries

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/book-summaries/687479>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 2, 2014, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/book-summaries/687479 "2014-05-02T01:34:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Sleel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Sleel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleel)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2014, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/book-summaries/687479/1 "2014-05-02T01:34:39Z")

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Two words.

_Joy of Sex_  
Hairy fuckers.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2014, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/book-summaries/687479/2 "2014-05-02T02:02:01Z")

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_The Teachings of Don Juan_ by Carlos Castaneda

Total fake.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2014, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/book-summaries/687479/3 "2014-05-02T03:08:22Z")

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_A Tale of Two Cities_.

Wrong dude.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/book-summaries/687479/4 "2014-05-16T16:21:33Z")

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_ **The Brothers Karamazov** _

It’s Smerdyakov!

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2014, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/book-summaries/687479/5 "2014-05-16T16:23:00Z")

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_ **1984** _  
Communism sucks!

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2014, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/book-summaries/687479/6 "2014-05-16T19:23:07Z")

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Gone With the Wind

_Southern Bitch_

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/book-summaries/687479/7 "2014-05-16T19:36:45Z")

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**Ben Hur**

Jesus saves.