# Books that will never be written!

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 4, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/books-that-will-never-be-written/39632 "2000-11-04T01:09:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Togepi\_no\_Miko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@Togepi\_no\_Miko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Togepi_no_Miko)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/books-that-will-never-be-written/39632/61 "2000-11-08T07:23:01Z")

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Earth Girls Are Easy, by the Doctor, of Gallifrey  
Return to the Gold Standard! by Cyberleader  
Sign Language by the Emperor Dalek  
Padding Your Manuscript by Professor Strunk  
Captain Kirk’s Guide to Abstinence  
Controlling Your Temper by Harlan Ellison and Dennis Miller  
The Last Dangerous Visions, by Harlan Ellison  
Quit Drinking by Inspector Endeavor Morse  
Quit Smoking by Dennis Leary  
Guide to Vegetarianism, ibid.  
World History and Pop Culture by George W. Bush

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