# Boomer Brain **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 5, 2020, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154 "2020-05-05T00:34:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Organism](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Organism](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Organism)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/21 "2020-05-05T01:25:15Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > And thanks to you we don’t feel bad about it at all. No, but really — look around you. Look at the world. You never did. It’s “fuck your feelings” world. It’s Trump World. This was you. > [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > So, we can just expect more ‘WHARRGARBL’ and nothing to sink our teeth into then? > > CMC fnord! You see what you want to see. As ever. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/22 "2020-05-05T01:30:32Z")
While I don’t think you are a Russian plant because they are hitting the larger targets and are quite a bit more competent than you are, you give every indication of being a Russian plant _wannabe_ trying to build up a resume. Did you lose your job as a 7-Eleven night janitor or something? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/23 "2020-05-05T01:31:28Z")
> [@Organism](#): > > You’ve Jitterbugged 6000 posts into this motherfucker and you want to make assumptions about anyone? My irony meter not only exploded, it fragmented into nanoparticles creating an enormous health risk for my entire zip code. I am looking forward to collecting Social Security for about the next thirty years just so I can stick it to the OP. \*Speaking of jitterbugging, after a couple of hours of frustration last night trying to figure out a home network application, I confided to Mrs. J. that I was about ready to give up and settle for one of those Jitterbug cellphones with the _really big numbers_. 😕🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Organism](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Organism](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Organism)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/24 "2020-05-05T01:33:34Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > While I don’t think you are a Russian plant because they are hitting the larger targets and are quite a bit more competent than you are, you give every indication of being a Russian plant _wannabe_ trying to build up a resume. Did you lose your job as a 7-Eleven night janitor or something? Hey check it out: you’re an actual classist piece of shit and you aren’t clever and arrogance doesn’t suit you. No but seriously, I want you to walk yourself through your own attempt at a “joke” here and I want you to think about the world right now, and the people in it, and the things that they are compelled to do, and I want you to understand one thing primarily: you are a classist piece of shit. ---
**Author:** ![Organism](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Organism](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Organism)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/25 "2020-05-05T01:34:35Z")
Hahaha it’s funny because people who are paying into Social Security right now might not see any benefits lol what a hoot ---
**Author:** ![Organism](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Organism](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Organism)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/26 "2020-05-05T01:37:21Z")
21 years on some hippie runoff message board (I say this with fondness — it was better then) and however long you’ve had in Portland to understand that other people exist and you still want to rag on “the 7-11 night janitor.” Anybody else want to take shots at poor people, or we sticking to taking shots at people’s lack of access to basic care/services/opportunities? Urns. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/27 "2020-05-05T01:38:10Z")
> [@Organism](#): > > I’m probably a Kremlin plant, though. Well, you are some sort of vegetable. Personally, I’m rooting for you to never turnip again. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/28 "2020-05-05T01:40:23Z")
You’ve already enthusiastically shown your support for being an ageist piece of shit, but being a classist piece of shit is over the line? CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/29 "2020-05-05T01:40:56Z")
> [@Organism](#): > > Hey check it out: > > you’re an actual classist piece of shit > > and > > you aren’t clever > > and > > arrogance doesn’t suit you. > > No but seriously, I want you to walk yourself through your own attempt at a “joke” here and I want you to think about the world right now, and the people in it, and the things that they are compelled to do, and I want you to understand one thing primarily: > > you are a classist piece of shit. When you put this one on your resume, bear in mind that those blank lines don’t count in your word count, so you might want to double up on the juvenile wordplay to make up for it. ---
**Author:** ![Organism](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Organism](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Organism)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/30 "2020-05-05T01:41:13Z")
This place used to seem like it was populated by maybe-cool professorial types and now it’s basically four old people huddled together at a McDonald’s talking about the news anchor’s tits and wondering why no one comes around anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Organism](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Organism](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Organism)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/31 "2020-05-05T01:43:48Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > You’ve already enthusiastically shown your support for being an ageist piece of shit, but being a classist piece of shit is over the line? > > CMC fnord! Hey friendo check out the first string of characters in Post 1. > [@Czarcasm](#): > > When you put this one on your resume, bear in mind that those blank lines don’t count in your word count, so you might want to double up on the juvenile wordplay to make up for it. Yeah, when you…put your…posts?..on your…resume? …the…word count (which is notoriously a very important part of a resume)?..heh heh…get this LITTLE BUDDY… the word count won’t be…very long! [dies from the strength of this aged flame warrior’s undeniable heat) ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/32 "2020-05-05T01:44:18Z")
> [@Organism](#): > > This place used to seem like it was populated by maybe-cool professorial types and now it’s basically four old people huddled together at a McDonald’s talking about the news anchor’s tits and wondering why no one comes around anymore. Well, those four and you . . . now shut up and get with the mopping. CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Organism](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Organism](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Organism)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/33 "2020-05-05T01:45:18Z")
Also lol somebody named “Czarcasm” who’s decided to ride that horse for 21 years (your account is old enough to get drunk and tell you that you were a terrible parent now) is concerning themselves with the juvenility of wordplay. I guess it’s nice, sometimes, to be able to think of anything juvenile. Probably been a while. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/34 "2020-05-05T01:45:47Z")
> [@Organism](#): > > This place used to seem like it was populated by maybe-cool professorial types and now it’s basically four old people huddled together at a McDonald’s talking about the news anchor’s tits and wondering why no one comes around anymore. And yet you had absolutely nothing to contribute to the conversation all those years you were supposedly lurking, and now that we have supposedly gone down hill you just can’t shut the fuck up, can you? ---
**Author:** ![Organism](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Organism](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Organism)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/35 "2020-05-05T01:46:28Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Well, those four and you . . . now shut up and get with the mopping. > > CMC fnord! Hahaha other people exist to perform labor for you. It’s just the way things work! As natural a right as could be described. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/36 "2020-05-05T01:46:45Z")
> [@Organism](#): > > Hey friendo check out the first string of characters in Post 1. {…} Ahh, a version of the ‘some of my best friends’ loophole! CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/37 "2020-05-05T01:48:30Z")
Spoken like an early aughts Libertarian, org. ---
**Author:** ![Organism](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Organism](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Organism)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/38 "2020-05-05T01:48:50Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > And yet you had absolutely nothing to contribute to the conversation all those years you were supposedly lurking, and now that we have supposedly gone down hill you just can’t shut the fuck up, can you? Oh shut the fuck up this place has been the drizzling shits for however long Urban Redneck et. al. that are like someone leeched the slipperiness and pretend-cleverness out of Shodan et. al. have been here and you know it. ---
**Author:** ![Organism](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Organism](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Organism)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/39 "2020-05-05T01:50:03Z")
> [@Squink](#): > > Spoken like an early aughts Libertarian. If there’s one thing Libertarians are known for it’s their advocacy of working people. How is it possible that so many people with such deep insight can exist in one place? ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/40 "2020-05-05T01:54:20Z")
> [@Organism](#): > > Oh shut the fuck up this place has been the drizzling shits for however long Urban Redneck et. al. that are like someone leeched the slipperiness and pretend-cleverness out of Shodan et. al. have been here and you know it. Do you think this means anything? Like, does this resolve to explicable language for you? This reads like a Trump tweet with minor hesitation on the capital letters. CMC fnord! A little bit more and it’ll pass a Turing test, I’m sure of it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154.md?page=3)