# Boomer Brain

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 5, 2020, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154 "2020-05-05T00:34:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/41 "2020-05-05T01:54:55Z")

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> [@Organism](#):
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> If there’s one thing Libertarians are known for it’s their advocacy of working people. How is it possible that so many people with such deep insight can exist in one place?

Yawn.  
Boring.  
Byeeee.

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**Author:** ![Organism](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Organism](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Organism)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/42 "2020-05-05T01:59:42Z")

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Please make the next sound a death rattle. I think the person preceding you has already bitten it because they seem non-responsive/incoherent.

Luv n Respect 2 all the Boomers out there who know well enough to understand internalizing healthy shame.

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/43 "2020-05-05T02:00:34Z")

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I guess someone found a little bit of turd in their avocado toast this morning.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/44 "2020-05-05T02:03:31Z")

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For someone who “doesn’t believe in the concept of generations”, the OP sure does have a lot of nonsense to say about particular generations.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/45 "2020-05-05T02:06:10Z")

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Don’t let this little snot bother you, pretty soon his parents will be gone and he won’t have a basement to live in anymore.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/46 "2020-05-05T02:12:25Z")

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> [@Organism](#):
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> Please make the next sound a death rattle. I think the person preceding you has already bitten it because they seem non-responsive/incoherent.
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> Luv n Respect 2 all the Boomers out there who know well enough to understand internalizing healthy shame.

Aw. Wishing death on your fellow posters, isn’t that cute.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/47 "2020-05-05T02:14:05Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Don’t let this little snot bother you, pretty soon his parents will be gone and he won’t have a basement to live in anymore.

He, and his generation, discovered basements. Until them there were only cellars.

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/48 "2020-05-05T02:22:11Z")

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I’m really getting tired of all these chipmunks in my yard. It’s got so bad I keep my cat indoors and I’ve scattered bits of fruit and little saucers of peanuts around, all with sarcastic notes pinned to them making fun of the little fuckers, BUT THEY WON’T GO AWAY!!!

Oh how I wish I could do something about these damn chipmunks.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/49 "2020-05-05T02:22:15Z")

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> [@Organism](#):
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> Please make the next sound a death rattle.

[Moderating]  
Wishing death or harm on other posters is a violation of the board’s rules. Please avoid making this sort of comment in the future.

No warning issued.  
[/Moderating]

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/50 "2020-05-05T02:22:21Z")

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Have we had bigotry so blatant on this board before? I can’t recall any pro-lynching posts before now.

Oh, and FYI, when you are banned, you’re not going to be a martyr. You will have accomplished literally nothing to fix the problems you claim to care about. You will have just alienated potential allies because you had a beef with a poster who we all would have agreed is shitty ( **UrbanRedneck** ).

As time goes by, if you’re even remotely legit, you’ll hate yourself for how you acted here. You’ll realize how dumb you acted. This is a universal part of the human experience, hating our younger selves for being so stupid.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/51 "2020-05-05T02:37:52Z")

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Hmmph.

Wellll… we _were_ the generation that kicked off the generation gap thing, proclaiming “never trust anyone over 30”.

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**Author:** ![Organism](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Organism](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Organism)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/52 "2020-05-05T02:59:05Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Don’t let this little snot bother you, pretty soon his parents will be gone and he won’t have a basement to live in anymore.

Hahaha it’s funny because a lot of younger people struggle to lead what would conventionally be considered “respectable adult lives” and are un or underemployed.

(my parents are dead btw)

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**Author:** ![Organism](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Organism](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Organism)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/53 "2020-05-05T03:00:06Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Have we had bigotry so blatant on this board before? I can’t recall any pro-lynching posts before now.
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> Oh, and FYI, when you are banned, you’re not going to be a martyr. You will have accomplished literally nothing to fix the problems you claim to care about. You will have just alienated potential allies because you had a beef with a poster who we all would have agreed is shitty ( **UrbanRedneck** ).
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> As time goes by, if you’re even remotely legit, you’ll hate yourself for how you acted here. You’ll realize how dumb you acted. This is a universal part of the human experience, hating our younger selves for being so stupid.

Please explain more to me daddy I need that paternalism.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/54 "2020-05-05T03:07:23Z")

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“Never trust anyone over 30” is stupid, but coherent.  
Condemning ‘boomers’ while also saying ‘#NotAllBoomers’ is stupid _and_ incoherent.

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/55 "2020-05-05T03:30:14Z")

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Misusing terms isn’t a great way for me to think you’re legitimate.

You advocated killing people for being the wrong age. Either you will think this is stupid in the future, or we’ll see you in a newspaper as a murderer.

I’m being nice by assuming the former.

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**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/56 "2020-05-05T03:35:40Z")

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If you can see past the very confrontational style, a lot of **Organism** ’s points are pretty true IMO. I think we probably have big differences on how to accomplish what needs to be accomplished, but at the end of the day I share many of the same frustrations about American politics.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/57 "2020-05-05T03:38:37Z")

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The great thing about being a Boomer is that between the time it takes to read a post, be outraged and respond to it is that I have forgotten what it was I was outraged about.

![](https://media3.giphy.com/media/l2Je6Dyu1HfRNaeic/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611a34135d4336363a1df8c36d50ce220c8efa3a683&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g "Awkward Bart Simpson GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY")

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/58 "2020-05-05T03:49:17Z")

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> [@Lamoral](#):
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> If you can see past the very confrontational style, a lot of **Organism** ’s points are pretty true IMO. {…}

Where would I find these points? 'Cause I sure as fuck ain’t seeing 'em in this thread.

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/59 "2020-05-05T04:29:57Z")

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> [@Organism](#):
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> I can’t tell if this board is more Boomer or late X’er and I don’t even believe in the concept of generations…

Then you kinda blew your opening statement, chief.

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**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boomer-brain/853154/60 "2020-05-05T06:09:56Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> … the human experience,

Da Fuck?  
**You** don’t have any human experience above ground.

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